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Started by Caliga, October 02, 2011, 03:28:20 PM

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Caliga

October 02, 2011, 03:28:20 PM
I used the dough my parents sent me to buy a new toilet.


Kohler Highline Comfort Height Elongated Biscuit 1.28 gpf toilet.  Just got done installing it.  Now I'm shittin' in style. :cool:
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Ed Anger

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October 02, 2011, 03:30:11 PM
HOTT.

P.S. Happy Berfday, you goof.
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Slargos

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October 02, 2011, 03:42:00 PM
Unless it's one of those fancy new models which rince and dry your ass, why would you want to pay anything but the bare minimum for a toilet?  :huh:

Razgovory

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October 02, 2011, 03:47:27 PM
Now how old are you Cal?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Caliga

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October 02, 2011, 04:11:55 PM
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Caliga

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October 02, 2011, 04:12:38 PM
Quote from: Slargos on October 02, 2011, 03:42:00 PM
Unless it's one of those fancy new models which rince and dry your ass, why would you want to pay anything but the bare minimum for a toilet?  :huh:
This one is higher and elongated, which is good for guys like me who are taller and have a huge schlong ass.
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Admiral Yi

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October 02, 2011, 04:50:13 PM
Very useful for when enormous hairy cysts burst in your ass crack.

Jaron

#7
October 02, 2011, 06:30:29 PM
Happy birthday :)
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Ideologue

#8
October 02, 2011, 06:52:02 PM
HB, my friend.
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Caliga

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October 02, 2011, 07:14:30 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on October 02, 2011, 04:50:13 PM
Very useful for when enormous hairy cysts burst in your ass crack.
:cool:
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Barrister

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October 02, 2011, 11:02:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 02, 2011, 03:30:11 PM
P.S. Happy Berfday, you goof.

Wh do you want to fight Cal? :huh:
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sbr

#11
October 02, 2011, 11:10:32 PM
:cheers:

Tonitrus

#12
October 02, 2011, 11:30:06 PM
Quote from: Slargos on October 02, 2011, 03:42:00 PM
Unless it's one of those fancy new models which rince and dry your ass, why would you want to pay anything but the bare minimum for a toilet?  :huh:

You can always add a Japanese-electroseat on later.

Viking

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October 02, 2011, 11:54:33 PM
Congrats

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First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

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#14
October 03, 2011, 12:18:44 AM
Quote from: Barrister on October 02, 2011, 11:02:31 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 02, 2011, 03:30:11 PM
P.S. Happy Berfday, you goof.

Wh do you want to fight Cal? :huh:

Cal would probably bring his gladius to a gunfight.
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