FBI: We're changing the definition of rape to rape rape

Started by CountDeMoney, September 29, 2011, 09:35:48 PM

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Ed Anger

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September 30, 2011, 08:10:51 AM
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Malthus

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September 30, 2011, 09:50:32 AM
Quote from: Martinus on September 30, 2011, 08:09:58 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 30, 2011, 06:19:14 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 30, 2011, 05:20:27 AM
Quote from: Martinus on September 30, 2011, 04:02:16 AM
Can you forcibly penetrate someone orally? I mean, anyone who has seen Shawshank Redemption knows this is a tricky business.

Can't remember the name of the guy back in the 70s, but he'd force women to fellate him at gunpoint, and pull the trigger when he came.  Talk about a mess.

Yikes.  Still seems like there'd be some risks to oneself doing that; don't bullets occasionally bounce off the inside of skulls?  And create bone fragments whose movement is unpredictable?

Edit: I guess you could aim for the chest instead.

And, y'know, in that situation, speaking personally, I'd bite, given the odds of surviving through compliance would be minimal.

That's the goddamn point of my Shawshank Redemption quote - death causes the jaw to contract, thus biting off the willy of the rapist. Does noone watch classic movies anymore?

If that's actually true, how did that 70s Black dude pull his kink more than once?  ;)
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September 30, 2011, 10:44:35 AM
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Siege

#18
September 30, 2011, 04:02:43 PM
Quote from: Viking on September 29, 2011, 10:37:16 PM
Quote from: HisMajestyBOB on September 29, 2011, 10:33:41 PM
Maybe soon we can remove public urinators from the sex offender list.
Put them on a separate list, one of "people you shouldn't invite to parties".

Or teens who have sex with their significant others while not having the same birthday.

Why would teens have sex? They can wait until they get married.



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#19
September 30, 2011, 04:03:56 PM
Quote from: Siege on September 30, 2011, 04:02:43 PM
Why would teens have sex? They can wait until they get married.

Yeah well in the Western world that means waiting 10 years or more.
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#20
September 30, 2011, 05:43:40 PM
Quote from: Siege on September 30, 2011, 04:02:43 PM
Why would teens have sex? They can wait until they get married.

Because they're very, very horny.

Viking

#21
September 30, 2011, 10:32:19 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on September 30, 2011, 05:43:40 PM
Quote from: Siege on September 30, 2011, 04:02:43 PM
Why would teens have sex? They can wait until they get married.

Because they're very, very horny.

+1

Time like this I have to insist that Siegy just has to be a Poe....
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A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

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September 30, 2011, 10:41:34 PM
WTF is a Poe?
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#23
September 30, 2011, 10:42:21 PM
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#24
September 30, 2011, 10:49:00 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on September 30, 2011, 07:01:47 AM
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I see what you did there. :ph34r:
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#25
September 30, 2011, 11:49:47 PM
Pretty sure E.A. Poe wasn't too concerned with the sex-before-marriage "problem"...
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#26
October 01, 2011, 12:32:39 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 30, 2011, 05:20:27 AM
Quote from: Martinus on September 30, 2011, 04:02:16 AM
Can you forcibly penetrate someone orally? I mean, anyone who has seen Shawshank Redemption knows this is a tricky business.

Can't remember the name of the guy back in the 70s, but he'd force women to fellate him at gunpoint, and pull the trigger when he came.  Talk about a mess.

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Viking

#27
October 01, 2011, 01:46:23 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 30, 2011, 10:41:34 PM
WTF is a Poe?

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitlehkm94ato

From Poe's Law

Quote from: Nathan PoeWithout a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing.

Basically sometimes Siegy's over the top naïve fundamentalism convinces me that he is not an over the top naïve fundamentalist, but rather a sock puppet pretending to be a over the top naïve fundamentalist.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Ideologue

#28
October 01, 2011, 01:50:13 PM
I was hoping it referred to Edgar Allen Poe, and meant "big-headed sad person with TB."  That seems more insulting, if not as apt.
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Ed Anger

#29
October 01, 2011, 02:11:16 PM
Quote from: Jaron on October 01, 2011, 12:32:39 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on September 30, 2011, 05:20:27 AM
Quote from: Martinus on September 30, 2011, 04:02:16 AM
Can you forcibly penetrate someone orally? I mean, anyone who has seen Shawshank Redemption knows this is a tricky business.

Can't remember the name of the guy back in the 70s, but he'd force women to fellate him at gunpoint, and pull the trigger when he came.  Talk about a mess.

Ed Anger.

It gets me harder.
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