Weird Dream of the Week

[sbr]

I don't remember many dreams but I was having a weird one right as I woke up this morning.

I was with some woman who needed protection from some evildoers nearby.  We ran into BA Baracus and Face from the original A-Team in a parking garage.  They were armed with some sort of automatic rifles and were shooting at bad guys but wouldn't listen when I was trying to tell them that being in the middle of the open garage was a bad idea, we needed to get our backs to a wall at least.  I looked out the window and saw a squad of armored SWAT type cops/soldiers with attack dogs headed towards us but I wasn't sure whose side they were on.  I woke up before I found out.

[Razgovory]

I had a dream that a Russian girl I dated in DC was now working for the KGB and had been assigned to seduce me.  She seduced me by making me feel sorry for how fat she was now. Then her boss Vladimir Putin, who looked just like Rick Perry, asked to borrow some of my neckties.

I have the same dream last night as I have had every night for the last 15 years.

[Ideologue]

Thankfully, last night's dream was a lot more normal than the other night's, when I fell asleep while watching the Rifftrax for the Star Wars Holiday Special.  Falling asleep during the Jefferson Starship segment was a huge mistake.

That's a great Rifftrax.

Anyway, I used to have dreams where I got shot, a lot.  Syrians figured heavily for some reason.  These days, I hardly remember my dreams at all.  I assume they're as livid and unpleasant as ever, though.

[Ed Anger]

I once had a dream I fucked Hitler's daughter in his garage. Right on the hood of his VW beetle.

[HVC]

I had a dream last week were i was the best man at a wedding were every guest save the bride, groom, and myslef were babies.

[Ideologue]

I had a dream last week were i was the best man at a wedding were every guest save the bride, groom, and myslef were babies.

So you got an invitation to Grey Fox's wedding, big deal.  Maybe I didn't feel like going anyway.

[HVC]

I had a dream last week were i was the best man at a wedding were every guest save the bride, groom, and myslef were babies.

So you got an invitation to Grey Fox's wedding, big deal.  Maybe I didn't feel like going anyway.

Actually my best friend is gonna be a baby daddy soon. it was his fictional wedding in my dream

[Eddie Teach]

I had a dream where my in-dream girlfriend and I were at an airport, going to fly to some random place. I think the idea was to try to snag some first class tickets really cheap because of cancellations or whatever. Well, we ended up going to Hong Kong and meeting up with Mono. There was some discussion about how to handle meeting up with his wife, I remarked that I couldn't really do a "Canadian" accent. Jump cut(or maybe I just forgot some parts), I'm talking with Mrs. Mono and she says "You're from Languish, aren't you?" 

[Razgovory]

I once had a dream I fucked Hitler's daughter in his garage. Right on the hood of his VW beetle.

Did she have a little mustache as well?

[Ed Anger]

I once had a dream I fucked Hitler's daughter in his garage. Right on the hood of his VW beetle.

Did she have a little mustache as well?

I would have blown a load in my pants then.

[Siege]

I had a very disturbing dream a couple days ago.

Normally I wake up screaming about once every two weeks or so, which is an improvement.
Ussually I don't remember the dream.

One thing though, at least the dreams I do remember, are never the same.
I would think it would be very weird, and I would take it seriously, if I were to dream the same every day.
But then, I ussually don't remember my dreams.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Last night I dreamt that some Angry Kid was bitching about the world and Languish.  He said that Admiral Yi had been a POW for decades before finally betraying his country.

[Ideologue]

Admiral Yi is only mildly similar to John McCain.

[Razgovory]

Man that was a weird dream.  It involved espionage, dating some chick and having a mob kill a sketch artist.

[Monoriu]

I had a dream where my in-dream girlfriend and I were at an airport, going to fly to some random place. I think the idea was to try to snag some first class tickets really cheap because of cancellations or whatever. Well, we ended up going to Hong Kong and meeting up with Mono. There was some discussion about how to handle meeting up with his wife, I remarked that I couldn't really do a "Canadian" accent. Jump cut(or maybe I just forgot some parts), I'm talking with Mrs. Mono and she says "You're from Languish, aren't you?"