The Gay Polish Lawyer and the mystery of the Elderly Jew

[DGuller]

I doubt it's Siege.  Mossad has minimum intelligence requirements.

[HVC]

I doubt it's Siege.  Mossad has minimum intelligence requirements.

personal vendetta. it's just taking him so long to implement his vengeance because he's trying to figure out a way to work a goat in there somehow.

[DGuller]

Good point.  Marty, I would be careful when drinking water from your apartment building's well, if I were you.

[Razgovory]

I doubt it's Siege.  Mossad has minimum intelligence requirements.

I don't get the impression Siege is dumb.  He has to do some complex mathematics on the fly in his job.  I respect that.  He doesn't think he's that bright, but I think it would be foolish to underestimate him.

[HisMajestyBOB]

It's seige in disguise. he's finally tracked you down.

Did the old man unironically call Martinus a fag?
If not, then he's probably not Siege.

[Brazen]

He's a sugar daddy wannabe.

[Grinning_Colossus]

It's the dybbuk of an evil man damned to roam the earth for all eternity in despair. The Hebrew e-mails are abusive messages from God. Stab him and see if he dies.

[Josquius]

Ghosts do love apple.

[Ideologue]

It's the dybbuk of an evil man damned to roam the earth for all eternity in despair. The Hebrew e-mails are abusive messages from God. Stab him and see if he dies.

This would be a fun short story.

[CountDeMoney]

I have been sitting at one of the cafes there, minding my own business, on my iPad.

This is incorrect.  You were ostentatiously attempting to be seen trying to be hip.  Drama fagbitch attention whore toesucker.

[Ideologue]

I don't really get iPads.  Laptops weigh, what, 8 pounds?

Of course, I'm one of the old people who still have a "desk-top kohm-pu-tor."

[Martinus]

It's cheaper, smaller and weights less than a laptop. And a portable laptop would not be enough for me for gaming purposes, so I own a desktop iMac too - in this case getting an extra laptop would be an overkill.

[Siege]

Why are you faggots talking about me without me being here?
That's called backstabbing.

And Marty, you don't have anything to worry about me.
If I were after you, you would never see me coming.
The last thing you would see was the Ipad you were using.
All there would be is a dead fag in a pool of blood and brain matter with an untraceble fragmented bullet in his head.
No DNA to trace, or casing, or nothing. Not even a ballistic arc trajectory to trace back the firing position.

Good thing I'm not after you. You have nothing to fear.
I am a professional soldier, I fight were I am told, and I win where I fight.

[Martinus]

Why are you faggots talking about me without me being here?
That's called backstabbing.

And Marty, you don't have anything to worry about me.
If I were after you, you would never see me coming.
The last thing you would see was the Ipad you were using.
All there would be is a dead fag in a pool of blood and brain matter with an untraceble fragmented bullet in his head.
No DNA to trace, or casing, or nothing. Not even a ballistic arc trajectory to trace back the firing position.

Good thing I'm not after you. You have nothing to fear.
I am a professional soldier, I fight were I am told, and I win where I fight.

[Eddie Teach]

I don't get the impression Siege is dumb.

I think he's much more clever than his forum persona.