Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den

[sbr]

No, really.   

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/gordon-ramsays-dwarf-porn-double-percy-foster-dies-in-badger-den/story-e6frf7jx-1226137921668

Gordon Ramsay's dwarf porn double Percy Foster dies in badger den

A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport.

Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales.

The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program."

Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report.

In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double.

"Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar.

"I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said.

[Eddie Teach]

So that's what people are thinking when they watch Hell's Kitchen. They're wondering what the guy would look like if he was 3 feet tall and naked. 

[Grey Fox]

Man, I had an hard time making sense of that title.

[PRC]

Why the fuck was he deep underground in a badger chamber in the first place!?

[Habsburg]

Why the ---- was he deep underground in a badger chamber in the first place!?

I know, right?!?

[Josquius]

And they suspect suicide? What a messed up way to go :s

Also

and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream

WTF?
Clearly he wasn`t entirely sane....

[jimmy olsen]

And they suspect suicide? What a messed up way to go :s

Also

and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream

WTF?
Clearly he wasn`t entirely sane....

I think he was just throwing out nonsense to show how rich he was.

So is Soda Stream Brit speak for Soda Fountain?

[Sheilbh]

So is Soda Stream Brit speak for Soda Fountain?

I don't know what a soda fountain is, but soda stream's a machine that carbonates drinks.

[Martinus]

WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING?

[Brazen]

Jesus guys, please do some verification! This is a straight snatch from The Sunday Sport, the "newspaper" which brought you ""World War Two Bomber Found on Moon", "Adolf Hitler Was A Woman", "Woman Gives Birth to 8lb Duck", and "Aliens Turned My Son Into A Fish Finger". 
http://www.sundaysport.com/?p=1798

[Grey Fox]

So is Soda Stream Brit speak for Soda Fountain?

I don't know what a soda fountain is, but soda stream's a machine that carbonates drinks.

Yeah, Soda foutain.

[Razgovory]

Jesus guys, please do some verification! This is a straight snatch from The Sunday Sport, the "newspaper" which brought you ""World War Two Bomber Found on Moon", "Adolf Hitler Was A Woman", "Woman Gives Birth to 8lb Duck", and "Aliens Turned My Son Into A Fish Finger". 
http://www.sundaysport.com/?p=1798

All your papers are like that!

[Grey Fox]

Jesus guys, please do some verification! This is a straight snatch from The Sunday Sport, the "newspaper" which brought you ""World War Two Bomber Found on Moon", "Adolf Hitler Was A Woman", "Woman Gives Birth to 8lb Duck", and "Aliens Turned My Son Into A Fish Finger". 
http://www.sundaysport.com/?p=1798

We've seen MIB, we know where the truth lies.

[Lucidor]

I loved the headline, though.

[sbr]

Jesus guys, please do some verification! This is a straight snatch from The Sunday Sport, the "newspaper" which brought you ""World War Two Bomber Found on Moon", "Adolf Hitler Was A Woman", "Woman Gives Birth to 8lb Duck", and "Aliens Turned My Son Into A Fish Finger". 
http://www.sundaysport.com/?p=1798

Stop ruining all the fun with your "verification" and "other source" nonsense.