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Started by 11B4V, September 01, 2011, 09:24:08 AM

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11B4V

September 01, 2011, 09:24:08 AM
Please help me wrap my fucking head around this. I am spun three way to Sunday over this.

I work for the US Govmint (Civilian Civil Service). An award system was instituted for emplyees to get monitary(money) awards based on their performance in a 12 month rating period.

How does a US govmint agency justify giving tax payer money (monitary award) to individuals that;

1. Fall alseep while on duty

2. No-show for work

3. Hit a pedestrian in a cross walk will responding, code 1, to a call and are found at fault.

4. Damage a govmint vehicles and are found at fault.

5. Show up late for work so many times they get a suspension.

6. Willfully violate SOP's.

7. Leave work with out informing supervision in a contact-relief environment.

Please someone explain this. US taxpayers respond. Others please comment too.

Thanks

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"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

The Minsky Moment

#1
September 01, 2011, 09:30:39 AM
Yes.

If you have people who are doing 3 and 4, it probably is a net benefit to the public to pay them an incentive to do 2.
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--Joan Robinson

Razgovory

#2
September 01, 2011, 09:41:57 AM
Are these people in the Army?
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Valmy

#3
September 01, 2011, 09:51:05 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 01, 2011, 09:41:57 AM
Are these people in the Army?

He said Civilian Civil Service.  But hey it would not surprise me the army had a Civilian Civil Service.  The government has funny stuff like that in it all the time.
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Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

11B4V

#4
September 01, 2011, 10:00:03 AM
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Valmy

#5
September 01, 2011, 10:04:36 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on September 01, 2011, 10:00:03 AM
Navy

The civilian service of the Navy?  They should get their own version of 'Anchor's Away' where they sing of commuting from the suburbs.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

11B4V

#6
September 01, 2011, 10:08:16 AM
Quote from: Valmy on September 01, 2011, 10:04:36 AM
Quote from: 11B4V on September 01, 2011, 10:00:03 AM
Navy

The civilian service of the Navy?  They should get their own version of 'Anchor's Away' where they sing of commuting from the suburbs.

lol. Let me see if I can clarify. Department of Defense working for the Navy.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

Valmy

#7
September 01, 2011, 10:08:18 AM
Am I to understand that not only did this courageous civilian sailor do these douchey things and keep his job he is getting a merit bonus of some sort?  Man I am working in the wrong bureaucracy  :(
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

11B4V

#8
September 01, 2011, 10:10:58 AM
Quote from: Valmy on September 01, 2011, 10:08:18 AM
Am I to understand that not only did this courageous civilian sailor do these douchey things and keep his job he is getting a merit bonus of some sort?  Man I am working in the wrong bureaucracy  :(

Not just one person. These are indivdual(s). Each of the above is attached to a separte person.
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

The Brain

#9
September 01, 2011, 11:19:39 AM
Do they defraud their employer? Until they do (and get a bonus) I am not impressed.
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Admiral Yi

#10
September 01, 2011, 01:58:16 PM
Lawyer up and shake some money loose from the whistle blower tree.  :ph34r:

My guess is that person in charge of making the awards, in the interests of not pissing anyone off, just split the award money into equal slices.

MadImmortalMan

#11
September 01, 2011, 02:13:51 PM
Wouldn't people doing that stuff get bad reviews and no bonus money?
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"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

DGuller

#12
September 01, 2011, 02:17:05 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on September 01, 2011, 09:24:08 AM
Please help me wrap my fucking head around this. I am spun three way to Sunday over this.

I work for the US Govmint (Civilian Civil Service). An award system was instituted for emplyees to get monitary(money) awards based on their performance in a 12 month rating period.

How does a US govmint agency justify giving tax payer money (monitary award) to individuals that;

1. Fall alseep while on duty

2. No-show for work

3. Hit a pedestrian in a cross walk will responding, code 1, to a call and are found at fault.

4. Damage a govmint vehicles and are found at fault.

5. Show up late for work so many times they get a suspension.

6. Willfully violate SOP's.

7. Leave work with out informing supervision in a contact-relief environment.

Please someone explain this. US taxpayers respond. Others please comment too.

Thanks
:unsure: Congrats? :cheers:

Martinus

#13
September 01, 2011, 04:26:07 PM
Stop making fun of grumbler!!!
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