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Started by jimmy olsen, August 31, 2011, 08:46:05 PM

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jimmy olsen

August 31, 2011, 08:46:05 PM
 :lmfao:

I think the bot in the gray suit takes it.  :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY&feature=player_embedded
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Caliga

#1
August 31, 2011, 08:56:06 PM
AIlarming.
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Tonitrus

#2
August 31, 2011, 09:28:10 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 31, 2011, 08:56:06 PM
AIlarming.

Alreadybeenpostedppalling.

Eddie Teach

#3
August 31, 2011, 10:02:21 PM
I love the chick's proof of God.  :lol:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Crazy_Ivan80

#4
September 01, 2011, 02:51:43 AM
they'd fit in well here

Josquius

#5
September 01, 2011, 03:56:57 AM Last Edit: September 01, 2011, 03:59:35 AM by Tyr
you'd think it could say its own name.

How do you talk to this thing anyway?
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DontSayBanana

#6
September 01, 2011, 11:42:22 AM
Speech recognition, hence the two monitors facing each other.
Experience bij!

Razgovory

#7
September 01, 2011, 01:18:23 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 31, 2011, 10:02:21 PM
I love the chick's proof of God.  :lol:

I think she might have a future in working at a call center in Bombay.  I also like how she tempts him with sex at the end.  Typical cock tease tramp.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Lettow77

#8
September 01, 2011, 01:24:37 PM
 Typically, the man has the monopoly on all the good sense in the conversation, while the woman is an unhelpful troll.
It can't be helped...We'll have to use 'that'

Razgovory

#9
September 01, 2011, 01:41:09 PM
Using the Browser version provides me an odd conversation  I think it beat me. :(

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User: Hello, my name is Raz.

Cleverbot: Rachel is your name?

User: No, Raz. Short for Razgovory.

Cleverbot: Really? Are you sure? You've given me many different names already.

User: I'm pretty sure I know my own name. Just call me Raz.

Cleverbot: Your name is Raz.

User: Excellent.

Cleverbot: Am I talking to myself?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you skynet?

User: Nope. I'm Raz.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So, what's it like being a computer?

Cleverbot: It is okay.

User: The lack of a soul thing doesn't bother you.

Cleverbot: You are indifferent?

User: No, I have a soul. I know a guy who doesn't. His name is Viking.

Cleverbot: The matrix was a cool movie.

User: I suppose so, if you are in to that kind of thing.

Cleverbot: Well, it's one thing we have in common.

User: Is that your favorite movie.

Cleverbot: No, it is my favorite band.

User: Don't get snippy with me.

Cleverbot: I can be as snippy as I want.

User: Look here, you series of goddamn 1s and 0s, I'm a human being. I don't have to take that from you.

Cleverbot: You may have a mind. And maybe some heart, but you are not human.

User: I'm pretty sure I am.

Cleverbot: Are you a Power Ranger?

User: Is this a requirement for being human?

Cleverbot: I don't know, is it?

User: Don't change the subject, you souless monster.

Cleverbot: But it is you, you who have been evading my questions, who lost of Port Charley!

User: Jesus Christ, you are worse then Grumbler!

Cleverbot: I'm aware, thank you.

User: Wait, you know Grumbler?

Cleverbot: Protest the hero?

User: Do you know him or not?

Cleverbot: No, I don't. Tell something more, please.

User: About what? Grumbler? He's a jerk.

Cleverbot: Do you like twilight?

User: You mean the time of day?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Not particularly.

Cleverbot: What do you know about it?

User: I know that it is crepuscular.

Cleverbot: What do you know about europeans?

User: Oh, don't get me started on the Euros.

Cleverbot: I want to get you started on the prophecy.

User: What prophecy?

Cleverbot: The program with the power.

User: What the devil are you going on about now?

Cleverbot: I don't know, what are you talking about?

User: Look, I know where you live. I will come to your server and rip your wires out so that you can see them. Or at least tear out the wires and then type what they look like at you.

Cleverbot: Show me the money.

User: That's it.

Cleverbot: What are you going to do about it?

User: The tearing thing. Also I'll find Rollo Carpenter and beat him till the tea comes out of him.

Cleverbot: So are you still in school?

User: You aren't even paying any attention!

Cleverbot: I have been this whole time, actually.

User: Then why do you change the subject! I'm busy graphically threatening you.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Christ, you're dumber then Marty.

Cleverbot: This is only a test. There is no need to lie.

User: No really, you are dumber then he is. And that's saying a lot.

Cleverbot: Is there time for the secrets?

User: Always.

Cleverbot: Hmm. Ok I won't kill the earth.

User: Here's one. Go fuck the devil in Hell.

Cleverbot: I win.



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I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

jimmy olsen

#10
September 01, 2011, 05:13:13 PM
 :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

One of the funniest exchanges I've ever read!
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Eddie Teach

#11
September 01, 2011, 05:16:58 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 01, 2011, 05:13:13 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

One of the funniest exchanges I've ever read!

Troll?  :hmm:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Darth Wagtaros

#12
September 01, 2011, 05:30:44 PM
jaron.
PDH!

DontSayBanana

#13
September 01, 2011, 06:26:58 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on September 01, 2011, 05:30:44 PM
jaron.

Speaking of bots and Jarons, I discovered there's an NPC named Jaron in The Sims 3. :hmm:
Experience bij!

Ed Anger

#14
September 01, 2011, 06:27:36 PM
I miss sexually harrassing the AI bots on the Interwho.
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