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Started by Viking, August 13, 2011, 07:20:58 AM

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August 13, 2011, 07:20:58 AM Last Edit: August 13, 2011, 07:23:21 AM by Viking
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/61851086.html

Yes, a Star Wars Porn Parody with Lex Steele as Darth Vader. I'm leaning towards this being a hoax, but if true... if only true..... plzplzplzplz...

Edit: I was expecting some better joke in the Porkins gets blowed up scene with some play on "they came from behind" rather than the stick joke.
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First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

The Brain

#1
August 13, 2011, 04:12:09 PM
Does Drakken think it's OK from a race-stereotypes-in-porn perspective?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Viking

#2
August 13, 2011, 04:14:24 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 13, 2011, 04:12:09 PM
Does Drakken think it's OK from a race-stereotypes-in-porn perspective?

I don't have a problem with suspeding the disbelief of having Lexx Steele as Luke's Dad, why should you object to wookie sex.... or... hmm.... eh...
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

FunkMonk

#3
August 13, 2011, 06:06:49 PM
Finally the original footage with Jabba the Smut and Sex Slave Leia will see the light of day.
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CountDeMoney

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August 14, 2011, 04:14:24 PM


CountDeMoney

#5
August 14, 2011, 04:15:21 PM
Sasha Grey as a Vulcan?  Fuck yeah.

CountDeMoney

#6
August 14, 2011, 04:16:13 PM

Sophie Scholl

#7
August 14, 2011, 04:18:04 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 14, 2011, 04:15:21 PM
Sasha Grey as a Vulcan?  Fuck yeah.


Got it.  Not bad.  Allie Haze/Leia is quite nice.  Didn't really know her till I watched the preview.  I am now a fan.
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Siege

#8
August 14, 2011, 06:36:46 PM
Too fat, too old.



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"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

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Syt

#9
August 14, 2011, 11:43:57 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 14, 2011, 04:15:21 PM
Sasha Grey as a Vulcan?  Fuck yeah.



Was a surprisingly entertaining movie. It's basically spoofing Space Seed (aka the Khaaan episode).
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Eddie Teach

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August 15, 2011, 12:31:40 AM
Quote from: Siege on August 14, 2011, 06:36:46 PM
Too fat, too old.

He's probably younger than Patrick Stewart was.
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August 15, 2011, 09:18:51 AM
Quote from: Syt on August 14, 2011, 11:43:57 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 14, 2011, 04:15:21 PM
Sasha Grey as a Vulcan?  Fuck yeah.



Was a surprisingly entertaining movie. It's basically spoofing Space Seed (aka the Khaaan episode).

I like Sasha Grey. And dig her retro pubes.
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Siege

#12
August 15, 2011, 07:21:01 PM
Pubes? I puke!!!!1111



"All men are created equal, then some become infantry."

"Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't."

"Laissez faire et laissez passer, le monde va de lui même!"
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