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Started by Liep, March 11, 2009, 02:57:29 PM

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celedhring

#5070
June 12, 2016, 10:44:32 AM
Quote from: PDH on June 12, 2016, 09:13:11 AM
See, my pessimism paid off.

Your tears appeased the football gods. They can be cruel and fickle, but they are not without compassion  :)

katmai

#5071
June 12, 2016, 09:58:24 PM
Brazil didn't even advance to quarterfinals.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

FunkMonk

#5072
June 12, 2016, 09:58:57 PM
Brazil  :lmfao:
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

PDH

#5073
June 12, 2016, 10:02:08 PM
Wow - Peru deserved a penalty in the 1st they didn't get, but they got a handball in the 2nd.

Brazil has to sacrifice Neymar to appease the gods...
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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"I'm pretty sure my level of depression has nothing to do with how much of a fucking asshole you are."

-CdM

Duque de Bragança

#5074
June 13, 2016, 06:08:24 AM
Quote from: PDH on June 12, 2016, 10:02:08 PM
Wow - Peru deserved a penalty in the 1st they didn't get, but they got a handball in the 2nd.

Brazil has to sacrifice Neymar to appease the gods...

Brazil out of the Copa América! Blame Dilma or Obama ?  :hmm: Only Argentina stands in the way of the US to win on its home soil. Valmy will have to endure Mexicans for some more time though.

Grey Fox

#5075
June 13, 2016, 07:32:01 AM
Uruguay is there, Duque. It is always there.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

Valmy

#5077
June 13, 2016, 09:15:57 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 13, 2016, 06:08:24 AM
Valmy will have to endure Mexicans for some more time though.

Justice demands we be the ones to take them out.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

FunkMonk

#5078
June 13, 2016, 09:28:37 AM
To be fair, Mexico is also playing on home soil (practically)
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Valmy

#5079
June 13, 2016, 09:30:56 AM
Quote from: FunkMonk on June 13, 2016, 09:28:37 AM
To be fair, Mexico is also playing on home soil (practically)

Yeah. Bunch of traitors. Which somehow makes it more satisfying to beat them in the US than in Mexico City.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

FunkMonk

#5080
June 13, 2016, 10:07:44 AM
There will be many heads doused in urine and feces at the inevitable US / Mexico match-up.
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Grey Fox

#5081
June 13, 2016, 10:08:34 AM
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

celedhring

#5082
June 15, 2016, 07:31:01 AM Last Edit: June 15, 2016, 07:32:39 AM by celedhring
St. Pauli unveiled today a new striker for their team. However, the manager was unavailable for the customary "pitch and shirt" picture, so well, they improvised:

The Larch

#5083
June 15, 2016, 07:32:23 AM
They might not be rich but they're resourceful. And clearly don't have Photoshop.

celedhring

#5084
June 15, 2016, 07:35:42 AM
I like two things:

1) That they put the mask on a bloke that obviously doesn't look that he's in his 60s.
2) The face of the new player, who's obviously afraid they are going to ritually murder him after the photo is done.
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