Football (Soccer) Thread

[Josephus]

LOL

[Liep]

I mean, the designer, his boss, the sign printer, his boss, the 3 hosts, the camera man, the light guy, the producer, the various other people in the studio.

It's mind boggling how many people missed that.

[Admiral Yi]

Took me a while.

[Josephus]

who says anyone missed it. I'm sure the writer knew exactly what he was doing with it.

[Liep]

Gonzalo Jara also knew exactly what he was doing, and is now banned from Copa America.

http://t.co/XCWG9l8J8U

[Josquius]

What am I looking at?

[Admiral Yi]

What am I looking at?

Put your jizz all over our girls.

Is Jara being hostile or friendly?

[Liep]

Portugal is killing Germany right now in the U21 semi finals. :O

[Duque de Bragança]

Portugal is killing Germany right now in the U21 semi finals. :O

It's over. 5-0

PS: another German setback in Olmütz (Olomouc), after the infamous Punctation.
PPS: referee was... Greek! 

[Duque de Bragança]

Sweden 4 Denmark 1

Portugal vs Sweden will be the final game of the U21 Euro championship on Tuesday.

[Admiral Yi]

Caught the highlights of the womens' final between the US and Nippon.  Carli Lloyd stole a ball in midfield and hit a shot from the center stripe over the goalie's head to make it a hat trick.  Jap goalie looked pretty retarded.

[Liep]

Vanuatu needed a 38-0 victory over Micronesia to qualify for the semi finals of the olympic qualification. They won 46-0.

[Valmy]

Vanuatu needed a 38-0 victory over Micronesia to qualify for the semi finals of the olympic qualification. They won 46-0.

That strikes me as hard to do against a High School team. Did Micronesia throw the game?

[Liep]

Vanuatu needed a 38-0 victory over Micronesia to qualify for the semi finals of the olympic qualification. They won 46-0.

That strikes me as hard to do against a High School team. Did Micronesia throw the game?

Considering their goal score after 3 games is 0-114 I think they're just really horrible.

[Valmy]

Well their total population is only about 100,000 so that is like San Angelo Texas or Frederiksberg Denmark trying to compete on an international level...but still I think San Angelo could find 11 players who could manage to only lose 20-0. I mean Vanuatu is not exactly Brazil.