Football (Soccer) Thread

[Liep]

The newspaper said it had information that Blatter had received messages of support from African and Asian football associations asking him to rethink his decision to step down. The source told the paper Blatter was honoured by the support and had not ruled out remaining in office. Fifa did not immediately reply to a request for comment.

Not surprising, I assume that close to 100% of the national football associations in Asia and Africa are corrupt.

[Liep]

Women's World Cup update: Brazil - Spain.

Spain's passing game is just not good enough, Brazil is faster and stronger and if you can't out pass that you're doomed.

A more boring game than USA-SWE

[Josquius]

The important question: do they have nice butts?

[Liep]

The important question: do they have nice butts?

I can certainly see where Blatter was coming from when he suggested that their shorts should be tighter.

[Duque de Bragança]

LANGUISH IS DYEING!

Germany conquers Gibraltar
7-0, no reaction for a successful Unternehmen Felix? For shame really. They got land access from an Iberian country, though this was Portugal, through Algarve (stadium).

In other UEFA 2016 qualifying round news, French players felt they were already on holiday and lost 1-0. Or Albania might be decent for a balkantard team. Portugal already knows it 
Serbia is out, thank to Denmark.
Portugal won in Armenia despite a goalkeeper prone to flukes. Yet he delivered an assist to Cristiano Ronaldo. 
Not exactly great, but even the golden generation did not manage to win there.

Austria 1 Russia 0
Upset of the round!
Syt did not tell us that Austrian football was on the way to qualify directly to a major qualification for the first time in umpteen years. Do we get an Anschluss group of death in France ?

Copa America started some days ago, but the time schedule is not practical, as always.

[Liep]

Pierre-Emil Højbjerg has left the national team because of an injury to his thigh. He's one of our best players and vital to a good result in the U21 Europe Cup.

[Liep]

The important question: do they have nice butts?

Brøndby just won the double here, this is how they celebrated it on twitter. It will answer your question.

NSFW: http://twitter.com/JaceLdn/status/609829663876206592/photo/1

[Syt]

Austria won in Russia yesterday, so they might just make it to the next Euro Championship: they need 4 points from the next 4 matches.

Then again, the tournament field has been increased from 16 to 24 teams (stupid idea IMHO), so it would be embarrassing if they couldn't get in there.

[Syt]

The important question: do they have nice butts?

Brøndby just won the double here, this is how they celebrated it on twitter. It will answer your question.

NSFW: http://twitter.com/JaceLdn/status/609829663876206592/photo/1

Carlsberg

[Liep]

The important question: do they have nice butts?

Brøndby just won the double here, this is how they celebrated it on twitter. It will answer your question.

NSFW: http://twitter.com/JaceLdn/status/609829663876206592/photo/1

Carlsberg

A detail I'm willing to look passed.

[Syt]

Best of Oliver Kahn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrYCg0N7teM

[Norgy]

Are you young'uns making fun of Carlsberg? 

Sort Guld was my favourite beer.

Norway's men's team proved their ineptitude and lack of work ethic with a 0-0 draw AT HOME against some Borat country Friday. Fuckers getting 20k Euro a week should bleed on the pitch.

[Liep]

U21 EC starts today in Prague. First game Czech - Denmark, but not before the opening ceremony of course. I guess it could be worse than Czech ladies in skin tight blue suits dancing around.

[Liep]

1-0

[Liep]

SISTO!