Football (Soccer) Thread

[Josquius]

Of course thinking about it for a millisecond and you know you're wearing blue today, but when its purely on instinct I think a few slip ups may happen.
I'm not thinking of teams with common colours here for whom playing in the away kit against another team wearing the same colours is common, but rather of teams with less common colours for whom playing against another team with the same kit is a once a season occurrence, if that.

[Warspite]

Until he denies it I'll assume it's Warspite:

http://www.unilad.co.uk/articles/lad-makes-girlfriend-take-arsenal-test/

[celedhring]

Chelsea are the Mayweather of football.

[Liep]

La Vecchia Signora!

Mostly just glad that Real got beaten.

[celedhring]

They'll still win the tie, sadly.

[Liep]

They'll still win the tie, sadly.

This way there's at least hope.

[celedhring]

The Spanish Footballers Association is considering to go on strike to protest against their tax burden. 

Millionaires on strike because of their taxes, yeah, that will go down well in a country ravaged by a recession.

[Liep]

I'd like to see them try just to see how much stuff will be thrown at them.

[Josephus]

Rich folk just don't have a clue....look at the ones on this forum

[celedhring]

Barçagasm 

[Josephus]

They're awesome.

Looks like an all Spanish clash for the final....(I know Juve won leg one...but that away goal's gonna bite them in the arse)

[Liep]

First Barca match I've seen in a while. Messi.

[celedhring]

Boateng in the second goal was like:

[Liep]

When he saw how fast Messi's cut was his body went: "Oh fuck that, I'm out."

[Liep]

The Spanish Footballers Association is considering to go on strike to protest against their tax burden. 

Millionaires on strike because of their taxes, yeah, that will go down well in a country ravaged by a recession.

And now the football union wants to suspend all tournaments because they don't get a big enough cut from the TV rights. Spain.