Football (Soccer) Thread

[celedhring]

My friends from Newcastle are possibly celebrating this more than if they won the cup themselves.

[Josquius]

Hence the local nickname of Newcastle fans; the scum.

[Liep]

If it makes you feel better I knew I was wrong when I wrote that you'd win.

[Ed Anger]

I liked the Newcastle coach head butting that player. Must have thought he was a police horse.

[FunkMonk]

I liked the Newcastle coach head butting that player. Must have thought he was a police horse.

[katmai]

I liked the Newcastle coach head butting that player. Must have thought he was a police horse.

Or Andy Carroll?

[Ed Anger]

I liked the Newcastle coach head butting that player. Must have thought he was a police horse.

Or Andy Carroll?

Neigh.

[Zanza]

Going to watch Germany v Chile friendly today in the stadium. I've never seen the national team live before.

[Liep]

England looks good so far, of course our defense isn't looking sharp at all. All of that doesn't matter though, as B52, the Big Ben, Bendtner is playing.

[Liep]

Christian Eriksen would've scored on that run, but we have to settle for the clumsiness that is Jakob Poulsen.

[Liep]

And Schmeichel with a nice save. It's been too long since I've been able to say that last.

[Liep]

Bomber Ben, Biggie B, The Bendtster is out. Duncan is in, but he fails a 100% chance as the first thing he does.

Tsk, tsk.

[Tamas]

Funnily enough the Hungarian national team just keeps sinking to new lows.

FRIENDLY game AT HOME, against FINLAND. They get a leading goal via handball, and then try to sit on it so much that the Hungarian goalkeeper gets a yellow card for TIMEWASTING in the 40th minute of the FIRST HALF.

But as it turned out, you cannot play an ultra-defensive game with only sorry excuses for defenders. So the Finns, despite their utter inability to make something out of their attacks, still manage to score 2.

[Liep]

Was those two goals by Litmanen? He can't be more than 45, surely he's still playing.

[Warspite]

What a surprise that a key Arsenal player gets injured on international duty in the run up to the most important part of the season. Fuck these friendlies.