Football (Soccer) Thread

[Ed Anger]

Your cat is suitably unimpressed.

[FunkMonk]

Nor should he be 

[katmai]

Grats Funk!
What do you have to do for that, I am interested.

[Josephus]

Congrats.

I expect to see you refereeing a World Cup final in no time.

[FunkMonk]

Not sure if it's different between regions but in my region I had to take a two-day course (two eight-hour sessions) and pass a 50 question test with at least a 76. I got a 96 of course. 

I can referee youth games and some adult games. If I like it enough I may try to make Grade 7 in a couple years.

[Ed Anger]

MOAR CAT

[FunkMonk]

MOAR CAT

Bertie will be playing soccer with me tomorrow. Stay tuned.

[katmai]

PM sent funk

[Josquius]

After a two-day course, I am now a United States Soccer Federation-certified Grade 8 referee. I look forward to dealing with annoying parents living vicariously through their unruly children and coaches who think they are Alex Ferguson.

So Funk is the bastard in black ey. :p

[FunkMonk]

After a two-day course, I am now a United States Soccer Federation-certified Grade 8 referee. I look forward to dealing with annoying parents living vicariously through their unruly children and coaches who think they are Alex Ferguson.

So Funk is the bastard in black ey. :p

Actually it's a gold uniform for us. 

[Sheilbh]

Tonight I will mainly be drinking methylated spirits and hot tears

[Ed Anger]

There was an awesome shot of an Everton fan picking his nose.

[Josephus]

Days like this, feels good to be a Reds fan again.

[FunkMonk]

Tonight I will mainly be drinking methylated spirits and hot tears

I didn't see the game but I saw the score. My condolences.

[Ed Anger]

C'mon Newcastle fans! Punch a police horse this year too.