Football (Soccer) Thread

[Sheilbh]

These highlights from a semi-pro game are superb - a lot going on
https://twitter.com/maxrushden/status/1478326701759238146

[FunkMonk]

These highlights from a semi-pro game are superb - a lot going on
https://twitter.com/maxrushden/status/1478326701759238146

[Zoupa]

Jesus Christ 

[FunkMonk]

It reminds me of when as a kid I would sometimes play on my Dad's Sunday league team against grown men, mainly Mexicans and old dudes who would get crocked after 30 minutes   

[Sheilbh]

Literally nothing can go wrong with an owner who goes into the dressing room to speak to the players like this

Newcastle chairman - plus bodyguards - makes surprise visit to home dressing room after FA Cup embarrassment

Yasir Al-Rumayyan and Amanda Staveley spoke to the players while Eddie Howe was doing media duties following defeat to Cambridge United

[Josquius]

These highlights from a semi-pro game are superb - a lot going on
https://twitter.com/maxrushden/status/1478326701759238146

I like that it has professional film quality and a proper looking stadium yet the action itself oscillates wildly between a casual kick about and an absolute hate match between two groups who hate each other.

[The Larch]

Literally nothing can go wrong with an owner who goes into the dressing room to speak to the players like this

Newcastle chairman - plus bodyguards - makes surprise visit to home dressing room after FA Cup embarrassment

Yasir Al-Rumayyan and Amanda Staveley spoke to the players while Eddie Howe was doing media duties following defeat to Cambridge United

The bodyguards are an added quality touch to the whole scene.

[Zoupa]

I thoroughly enjoyed watching Arsenal go out of the cup yesterday. 

That is all.

[FunkMonk]

I thoroughly enjoyed watching Arsenal go out of the cup yesterday. 

That is all.

I will repost this after Arsenal win the NLD by 3 goals.

[Zoupa]

I thoroughly enjoyed watching Arsenal go out of the cup yesterday. 

That is all.

I will repost this after Arsenal win the NLD by 3 goals.

Sure buddy

[Zoupa]

Arse fans sure talk a lot of shit for being 2 points up with 2 games in hand. You'd think they just invented sliced bread or something

[FunkMonk]

Arse fans sure talk a lot of shit for being 2 points up with 2 games in hand. You'd think they just invented sliced bread or something

Half the fun of being a fan is shitting on your rivals. 

The other half is winning things, which is something Spurs fans never get to enjoy anyway

[Jacob]

Half the fun of being a fan is shitting on your rivals. 

The other half is winning things, which is something Spurs fans never get to enjoy anyway

If fully HALF your fun is winning things then you're obviously a lightweight fan joining a big club because it's buying itself to the top (probably with blood money), rather than a REAL football fan

[Josquius]

Arsenal are above spurs. This is one the fundamental laws of nature. If I was a spurs fan I'd be happy just to see them hovering around European spaces again.

[FunkMonk]

Half the fun of being a fan is shitting on your rivals. 

The other half is winning things, which is something Spurs fans never get to enjoy anyway

If fully HALF your fun is winning things then you're obviously a lightweight fan joining a big club because it's buying itself to the top (probably with blood money), rather than a REAL football fan

Well that's the fun part. Then there's the misery part, which is something I as an Arsenal supporter know a lot about, where half the misery is thinking Why do I follow this shit football club?? and the other half is My weekend is ruined.