Grindr - would heteros be slutty enough for this to work?

Started by Martinus, July 14, 2011, 03:55:28 AM

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Martinus

So, I'm away on holidays and discovering an iPhone app called Grindr (to all the garbons out there - no, I havent just found out about it, just havent used it). It shows you all gay men willing to fuck in your vicinity, based on distance/location from you (fags + geolocation = profit). Do apps like this exist for heteros too and if so, are heteros slutty enough for this to work?

Discuss.

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Zoupa

Quote from: Martinus on July 14, 2011, 03:55:28 AM
So, I'm away on holidays and discovering an iPhone app called Grindr (to all the garbons out there - no, I havent just found out about it, just havent used it). It shows you all gay men willing to fuck in your vicinity, based on distance/location from you (fags + geolocation = profit). Do apps like this exist for heteros too and if so, are heteros slutty enough for this to work?

Discuss.

That's fucking disgusting. Are you an animal? Go read a book.

Wtf.

The Brain

It will be easy to round you up when the time comes. :)
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: Zoupa on July 14, 2011, 04:12:18 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 14, 2011, 03:55:28 AM
So, I'm away on holidays and discovering an iPhone app called Grindr (to all the garbons out there - no, I havent just found out about it, just havent used it). It shows you all gay men willing to fuck in your vicinity, based on distance/location from you (fags + geolocation = profit). Do apps like this exist for heteros too and if so, are heteros slutty enough for this to work?

Discuss.

That's fucking disgusting. Are you an animal? Go read a book.

Wtf.

Well, he is coming up on holiday, so he's in heat.  Probably presenting backwards and splaying his toes and shit.

katmai

No Marcin, only you homosexuals are so depraved to have smartphone apps and websites dedicated to just hooking up, you'll never find any such things for us breeders.
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Josquius

It'd work on the woman side of things, not for men though.
But then 99% of women don't need an app to find men willing to shag them.
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CountDeMoney

Quoteyou'll never find any such things for us breeders.

Quote99% of women don't need an app to find men willing to shag them.

Thread solved.

Monoriu

Quote from: Tyr on July 14, 2011, 05:21:52 AM
It'd work on the woman side of things, not for men though.
But then 99% of women don't need an app to find men willing to shag them.

My thoughts as well.  I think most of the "pretty girls" in such an app will be booby traps.

The Brain

Quote from: Monoriu on July 14, 2011, 05:27:38 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 14, 2011, 05:21:52 AM
It'd work on the woman side of things, not for men though.
But then 99% of women don't need an app to find men willing to shag them.

My thoughts as well.  I think most of the "pretty girls" in such an app will be booby traps.

:bleeding:
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Darth Wagtaros

Quote from: Monoriu on July 14, 2011, 05:27:38 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 14, 2011, 05:21:52 AM
It'd work on the woman side of things, not for men though.
But then 99% of women don't need an app to find men willing to shag them.

My thoughts as well.  I think most of the "pretty girls" in such an app will be booby traps.
Martinus.  Hoping to convert someone desperate enough.
PDH!

The Brain

Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on July 14, 2011, 05:32:20 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on July 14, 2011, 05:27:38 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 14, 2011, 05:21:52 AM
It'd work on the woman side of things, not for men though.
But then 99% of women don't need an app to find men willing to shag them.

My thoughts as well.  I think most of the "pretty girls" in such an app will be booby traps.
Martinus.  Hoping to convert someone desperate enough.

I'd rather die than become Polish.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Drakken

Quote from: Martinus on July 14, 2011, 03:55:28 AM
So, I'm away on holidays and discovering an iPhone app called Grindr (to all the garbons out there - no, I havent just found out about it, just havent used it). It shows you all gay men willing to fuck in your vicinity, based on distance/location from you (fags + geolocation = profit). Do apps like this exist for heteros too and if so, are heteros slutty enough for this to work?

Discuss.

They can certainly be slutty enough, but why would women even remotely attractive need an app? Attractive women have all the choice in the world, they don't need an app. They just need to get out in clubs, in bars, or in swing clubs and either choose someone if she's assertive, or make come hither stares if she is demured.

Women need to at least like what she sees or hears before she'll open their legs for us, because she can get knocked up. If it was as easy for the average straight male to get laid, we wouldn't need apps either.

Ideologue

Quote from: Drakken on July 14, 2011, 07:53:20 AM
Quote from: Martinus on July 14, 2011, 03:55:28 AM
So, I'm away on holidays and discovering an iPhone app called Grindr (to all the garbons out there - no, I havent just found out about it, just havent used it). It shows you all gay men willing to fuck in your vicinity, based on distance/location from you (fags + geolocation = profit). Do apps like this exist for heteros too and if so, are heteros slutty enough for this to work?

Discuss.

They can certainly be slutty enough, but why would women even remotely attractive need an app? Attractive women have all the choice in the world, they don't need an app. They just need to get out in clubs. in bars, or in swing clubs and either choose someone if she's assertive, or make come hither stares if she is demured.

Women need to at least like what she sees and hears before she'll open their legs for us, because she can get knocked up. If it was as easy for the average straight male to get laid, we wouldn't need apps either.

Indeed.  It seems more like a mechanized gaydar than anything else.
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Valmy

I guess the question is: are there women stupid enough to use an app like that?

Probably.  So I say: yes.
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