Weather WTF

[CountDeMoney]

It's going to be a bad night to be a stray animal tonight.   

[Liep]

From clear skies and -5 to +10 and light drizzle overnight. Wonderful.

[CountDeMoney]

It's cold as ass balls here.

House sitting for my sister, gotta keep the fireplace going.  One fireplace in this McMansion.  Can't use the wood stove at the other chimney, oh no, I have to be winter caretaker at the fucking Overlook Hotel.

Gotta spritz the hermit crab cage, make sure they don't dry out.  Hopefully I can keep the one goldfish, Chips, alive.  Luckily his partner, Fish, already died last week, so it didn't happen on my watch.

[Ed Anger]

She lock you out of the thermostat or what?

[CountDeMoney]

Something's buggy with the furnace, they were too busy going to Puerto Rico to figure it out.

[Ed Anger]

Christ.

[CountDeMoney]

WE'LL DEAL WITH IT WHEN WE GET BACK ADIOS

[CountDeMoney]

At least I've got two dogs and a cat I can bundle up with, like Katmai does with his sled team.

[Ed Anger]

Katmai is a tauntaun. Slice his belly open and a family of 8 can sleep comfortably.

[CountDeMoney]

:cue Family Guy scene:

Meh, probably breathes that way all the time.

[CountDeMoney]

What really pisses me off is I brought over my PS3, can't figure out how to hook it up to my brother-in-law's fucking bridge of the Enterprise entertainment center.  LULZ THIS IS WHY U NEED CCNA CERTS

[lustindarkness]

HDMI to TV, plug to wall outlet?

[CountDeMoney]

Nope, no hdmi, it's an old Pioneer., circa 2003  Tried composites through the VCR, but no dice on that either.  Very annoying.

Less like the Enterprise, more like K-19, I suppose.

[lustindarkness]

LOL, that sucks. Stay warm(ish),

[CountDeMoney]

At least DirecTV has a freebie weekend on all premium channels, or I'd be bored out of my mind.

Can't even jerk off, all my porn is at home, and that would be weird as shit anyway.  Talk about inconsiderate.