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Started by Habbaku, June 23, 2011, 06:13:30 PM

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Habbaku

June 23, 2011, 06:13:30 PM
Local news!

Quotehttp://www.wsbtv.com/news/28336224/detail.html

COBB COUNTY, Ga. -- After miraculously surviving being stuffed in a burning oven, Melody, a 20-month-old pit bull mix puppy, is recovering smoothly.

Channel 2's Ross Cavitt paid Melody a visit and said besides the booties and scars, Melody almost looks like a normal, happy puppy.

Gary Moore Jr., 25, of Cobb County, was charged with felony animal cruelty under a new statute in connection with the incident.

Moore appeared in court and asked that his bond be reduced so he could be released from jail.

Detective Steve Nolan testified in court that Moore confessed to putting Melody in a hot oven, saying the puppy had reminded him of an estranged boyfriend.

"Their relationship was not going forward and at that point he grabbed the dog, placed it in the oven, closed the door and held the oven door shut for a period of a few seconds," the detective said in court.

Moore told the detective he released Melody when she began howling, but did not seek medical treatment for her. His roommate took her in four days later.

Judge Frank Cox granted Moore a lower bond under the condition that he move in with his mother, and not live near any animals. Moore later bonded out, Cavitt confirmed.

Melody's recovery, in the meantime, is considered nothing short of a canine miracle.

What a hero.
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Razgovory

#1
June 23, 2011, 06:16:34 PM
He was probably drive to do by his worship of a bronze age/stone age/pre-Cambrian God.
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MadImmortalMan

#2
June 23, 2011, 06:23:58 PM
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Moore confessed to putting Melody in a hot oven, saying the puppy had reminded him of an estranged boyfriend.

Drama bomb.


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Viking

#3
June 23, 2011, 06:26:18 PM
A two year old dog is an adult dog.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Scipio

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June 23, 2011, 06:27:24 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on June 23, 2011, 06:13:30 PM
Local news!

Quotehttp://www.wsbtv.com/news/28336224/detail.html

COBB COUNTY, Ga. -- After miraculously surviving being stuffed in a burning oven, Melody, a 20-month-old pit bull mix puppy, is recovering smoothly.

Channel 2's Ross Cavitt paid Melody a visit and said besides the booties and scars, Melody almost looks like a normal, happy puppy.

Gary Moore Jr., 25, of Cobb County, was charged with felony animal cruelty under a new statute in connection with the incident.

Moore appeared in court and asked that his bond be reduced so he could be released from jail.

Detective Steve Nolan testified in court that Moore confessed to putting Melody in a hot oven, saying the puppy had reminded him of an estranged boyfriend.

"Their relationship was not going forward and at that point he grabbed the dog, placed it in the oven, closed the door and held the oven door shut for a period of a few seconds," the detective said in court.

Moore told the detective he released Melody when she began howling, but did not seek medical treatment for her. His roommate took her in four days later.

Judge Frank Cox granted Moore a lower bond under the condition that he move in with his mother, and not live near any animals. Moore later bonded out, Cavitt confirmed.

Melody's recovery, in the meantime, is considered nothing short of a canine miracle.

What a hero.
Regardless of Viking's objection, we need to euthanise Moore.  WTF?  Just give the dog away, asshole.
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Josquius

#5
June 23, 2011, 06:54:16 PM
I suggest an eye for an eye in this case.
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Eddie Teach

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June 23, 2011, 11:21:43 PM
Quote from: Scipio on June 23, 2011, 06:27:24 PM
WTF?  Just give the dog away, asshole.

Maybe his ex was an animagus?  :hmm:
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June 24, 2011, 01:35:53 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 23, 2011, 06:54:16 PM
I suggest an eye for an eye in this case.

Tanning beds are so last decade.  :rolleyes:

Viking

#9
June 24, 2011, 02:07:02 AM
Quote from: Scipio on June 23, 2011, 06:27:24 PM
Regardless of Viking's objection, we need to euthanise Moore.  WTF?  Just give the dog away, asshole.

Fair enough.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.
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