Alcohol Tales

[garbon]

Curious minds are curious.

[mongers]

Why yes of course;

Proposed to a woman.
Undertook a rather dangerous cliff walk.
Walked across some rather dodgy neighbourhoods in various cities.
etc.

[HisMajestyBOB]

I've sacrificed virgins to my dark lord and written symbols in their blood. 
So, no.

[Slargos]

Can't say I have even come close.

Although I've made some very questionable decisions regarding women of dubious quality, which come to think of it might actually qualify.

Going down on sweaty, rotten, chubber club pussy would probably qualify.

So I change my mind.

Yes.

[Eddie Teach]

Thousands of people do every day.

[Josquius]

Much more.

[Iormlund]

Probably, but I don't remember what it was.

[citizen k]

@Garbon
  Amanda Knox has got you beat.

[garbon]

@Garbon
  Amanda Knox has got you beat.

Me beat?

[CountDeMoney]

Yes. Drawing symbols with my own snot.  On a sliding glass door.  On the inside.

[CountDeMoney]

Going down on sweaty, rotten, chubber club pussy would probably qualify.

Oh, dear Christ. :hurl: 

[dps]

Why yes of course;

Proposed to a woman.
Undertook a rather dangerous cliff walk.
Walked across some rather dodgy neighbourhoods in various cities.
etc.

Heck, I've done all of those sober.

[Monoriu]

Never been drunk.

[Ed Anger]

I've had some wild medication trips. Like the time I called my wife at 4am to tell her the cleaning staff at the hospital was conspiring to kill me and steal my portable DVD player.

[Eddie Teach]

Never been drunk.

I bet you've never been stoned either.