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Started by Barrister, June 15, 2011, 07:16:20 PM

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Barrister

June 15, 2011, 07:16:20 PM
It's, I dunno, a sparrow or something.  It can't fly.  What should I do with it? 
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Jaron

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June 15, 2011, 07:34:52 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 15, 2011, 07:16:20 PM
It's, I dunno, a sparrow or something.  It can't fly.  What should I do with it?

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jimmy olsen

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June 15, 2011, 08:01:42 PM
Any animal rescue organizations in Edmonton?
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Razgovory

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June 15, 2011, 08:48:11 PM
Do you have a cat?
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Ed Anger

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June 15, 2011, 08:48:46 PM
Shovel and trash can deals with that situation nicely.
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sbr

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June 15, 2011, 08:48:57 PM

citizen k

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June 15, 2011, 09:02:10 PM
Heal it back to health and one day it might be in a position to return the favor.

Ed Anger

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June 15, 2011, 09:03:26 PM
Quote from: citizen k on June 15, 2011, 09:02:10 PM
Heal it back to health and one day it might be in a position to return the favor.

Beeb is out of clerical healing for the day. He needs to rest for 8 hours.
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Grey Fox

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June 15, 2011, 09:08:44 PM
Sounds like your cat is getting a nice treat!
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Camerus

#9
June 15, 2011, 11:06:42 PM
Nurse it back to health, and then occasionally ruminate on the good deed you have done until the end of your days.

Barrister

#10
June 15, 2011, 11:08:03 PM
After many phone calls, we located an emergency animal clinic that would take a wounded injured bird.

Wife went to put him in the box we prepared when the damn thing took off flying.   :)

Guess he was just stunned and needed a rest.
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Barrister

#11
June 15, 2011, 11:12:38 PM
Of course now we can't seem to convince the feathery bastard to leave our garage.
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Syt

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June 16, 2011, 12:41:26 AM
Slay it and offer it to the Blood God.
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The Brain

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June 16, 2011, 02:44:21 AM
Maybe it wants something?
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Slargos

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June 16, 2011, 02:51:38 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 16, 2011, 12:41:26 AM
Slay it and offer it to the Blood God.

This may be a bad idea.

What if it's an ancestral spirit come to deliver some sort of message?

If you sacrifice it, there may be consequences.

I vote Nay on Sacrifice.
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