How can I become more intelligent?

[The Brain]

How does math respond to Miller Lite?

[Richard Hakluyt]

How does math respond to Miller Lite?

Which reminds me, drinkers of fine beers are more intelligent than drinkers of garbage like miller or coors lite. Perhaps a simple switch to superior beers will give Siegey the intelligence boost he wants 

[Strix]

How does math respond to Miller Lite?

Which reminds me, drinkers of fine beers are more intelligent than drinkers of garbage like miller or coors lite. Perhaps a simple switch to superior beers will give Siegey the intelligence boost he wants 

I believe he should go in the opposite direction. Start drinking Golden Anniversary and Black Label. Surrounding yourself with people who drink such fine products will make you feel like a rocket scientist in comparison.

[Zeus]

Siegey, you're smart enough.  I know we knock you on this board, but you aren't a dim bulb by any stretch.

Besides,

Though I said to myself, "Behold, I have become great and stored up wisdom beyond all who were before me in Jerusalem, and my mind has broad experience of wisdom and knowledge";

    yet when I applied my mind to know wisdom and knowledge, madness and folly, I learned that this also is a chase after wind.

    For in much wisdom there is much sorrow, and he who stores up knowledge stores up grief.

Sour grapes. Being super intelligent is totally awesome, makes you happy as fuck. My life isn't misery.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19174_5-unexpected-downsides-high-intelligence.html

[LaCroix]

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[Siege]

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