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Fuck you all, I'm ragequitting

Started by Ed Anger, May 12, 2011, 06:31:41 PM

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Ed Anger

May 12, 2011, 06:31:41 PM
For 3 days. Fuck you all. I AM ON BREAK.

My official reason?

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Buckeye woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Ohio State and the Sacred Ways of Woody Hayes together, until such time as he  can deliver to Ohio State Football championships, either in this world or in space.

Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Scipio

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May 12, 2011, 06:32:28 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2011, 06:31:41 PM
For 3 days. Fuck you all. I AM ON BREAK.

My official reason?

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Buckeye woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Ohio State and the Sacred Ways of Woody Hayes together, until such time as he  can deliver to Ohio State Football championships, either in this world or in space.
Okay, Uncas.

But maybe you should concentrate on breeding an incorruptible football coach.
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Ed Anger

#3
May 12, 2011, 06:37:35 PM
Quote from: Scipio on May 12, 2011, 06:32:28 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2011, 06:31:41 PM
For 3 days. Fuck you all. I AM ON BREAK.

My official reason?

I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Buckeye woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Ohio State and the Sacred Ways of Woody Hayes together, until such time as he  can deliver to Ohio State Football championships, either in this world or in space.
Okay, Uncas.

But maybe you should concentrate on breeding an incorruptible football coach.

He shall give them free space cars.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Razgovory

#4
May 12, 2011, 06:41:51 PM
Won't your wife object?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

#5
May 12, 2011, 06:42:30 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 12, 2011, 06:41:51 PM
Won't your wife object?

I am on a VISION QUEST.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Razgovory

#6
May 12, 2011, 06:43:45 PM
 :lol:
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

#7
May 12, 2011, 06:46:51 PM
Or a midwest casino full of comps to use. Whichever is funnier.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Razgovory

#8
May 12, 2011, 06:54:45 PM
According to Google the phrase "either in this world or in space" is exclusive to Languish.  I have to get Lettow credit.  It's hard to come up with something completely original.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ideologue

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May 12, 2011, 06:58:13 PM
Languish: a generator of novel setences since 2003.  Or whenever, who cares.
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viper37

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May 12, 2011, 07:13:47 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 12, 2011, 06:31:41 PM
For 3 days. Fuck you all. I AM ON BREAK.

Do you have a cell/smartphone so we can send you updates about the Winnipeg Thrashers?
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May 12, 2011, 07:58:51 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on May 12, 2011, 06:58:13 PM
Languish: a generator of novel setences since 2003.  Or whenever, who cares.

There's probably got to be at least a hundred just from Bmo and people mimicing him.
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MadImmortalMan

#12
May 12, 2011, 08:04:34 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 12, 2011, 06:54:45 PM
According to Google the phrase "either in this world or in space" is exclusive to Languish.  I have to get Lettow credit.  It's hard to come up with something completely original.


Damn, it's true.   :lol:
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Barrister

#13
May 12, 2011, 08:05:23 PM
Ragequitting?

You told us you were hardcore. :(
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May 12, 2011, 08:31:16 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 12, 2011, 06:54:45 PM
According to Google the phrase "either in this world or in space" is exclusive to Languish.  I have to get Lettow credit.  It's hard to come up with something completely original.
With all the Science Fiction that's been written in the last 100 years I find that very hard to believe.
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