Destination Weddings

[The Brain]

However, I say go for it: You're only supposed to get married once. I'll happily help them a bit along the way.

Cool, I'll let my brother know a random Scandinavian racist dude is going to help out the cost of his wedding.

What does it matter that I'm racist if I'm about to give them money?

It doesn't to me.  Give me some dough, fellow white dude.

Anyway, my favorite wedding is the kind they do half at the probate court and half at the bank.

Did you ever do a prison wedding?

[derspiess]

Does yours really count?  I mean, your wife is from there so presumably her family was all there, right?

By that standard I had a destination wedding, too.

Did your friends & family have to fly to another continent?  From my perspective it was very much a destination wedding.  From my wife's perspective it wasn't, but who listens to women anyway

[Caliga]

Did your friends & family have to fly to another continent?

Given how some of them bitched, you would think they did, yeah.

[Caliga]

Well that's why your wedding sucked.

Honestly, this didn't bother me at all, but I guess it bothered him... not sure why.  I didn't even notice that a lot of people did that... I was too busy getting drunk off of the nonstop drinks my uncle was getting for me.

[Barrister]

Well that's why your wedding sucked.

Honestly, this didn't bother me at all, but I guess it bothered him... not sure why.  I didn't even notice that a lot of people did that... I was too busy getting drunk off of the nonstop drinks my uncle was getting for me.

Well, to me the ONLY thing that's important about a wedding is that people are having fun.  So if they're leaving early maybe they weren't having fun.

[Ed Anger]

Open bar = fun.

[Barrister]

Open bar = fun.

If your friends and family are anything like my friends and family, open bar = drunken fools.

An at-cost bar is the way to go.

[Caliga]

Important point for consideration: Baptists don't drink.

[Ed Anger]

Open bar = fun.

If your friends and family are anything like my friends and family, open bar = drunken fools.

An at-cost bar is the way to go.

I like to think my generosity is opening doors and gaining valuable allies.

[Caliga]

I think my bar was open, but I can't recall for sure now.

[MadImmortalMan]

A friend of mine did this in Miami. Bought a huge block of seats for the New Year's Dolphins game for all the wedding guests. Neat idea.

[Josquius]

Where the people being married are paying? Wow....that's....bizzare. But awesome.
Usually the problem with such weddings is not many guests can afford to go.

I rather dislike weddings anyway so its all bad for me.

[C.C.R.]

Just for the record, I *am* an ordained minister & have performed three weddings so far, so if anybody ever wants to do a destination wedding to Peru* then just let me know...










*Peru, Illinois

[Caliga]

*Peru, Illinois

[C.C.R.]

*Peru, Illinois