The Obama "To Make Important Statement" MEGATHREAD

[Ed Anger]

Anybody want to buy a slightly used copy of GMT's Labyrinth?

lol Tamas is so pathetic. The other day, he was like PLAY LABYRINTH WITH ME FB. Naturally, I refused because I don't want to play with that fucking cheater and I have real shit to do. The next day, he's telling me all about his solitare game where he cheated so that the US could win.

He played the Gypsy Wagon and Beet Harvest cards.

[CountDeMoney]

IN A FUCKING MANSION.

Pakistan needs to be punished.

Oh, I do so hope that's the motherfucking case.

[HisMajestyBOB]

I hope we parade his body through the streets, string it up on the Washington Monument and have a big pork BBQ cookoff celebration. We'll smear the leftover grease and fat on his corpse.

[Ed Anger]

I hope we parade his body through the streets, string it up on the Washington Monument and have a big pork BBQ cookoff celebration. We'll smear the leftover grease and fat on his corpse.

I just came.

[CountDeMoney]

I hope we parade his body through the streets, string it up on the Washington Monument and have a big pork BBQ cookoff celebration. We'll smear the leftover grease and fat on his corpse.

I just came.

I think we just came together.  It's more special that way.

[katmai]

I hope we parade his body through the streets, string it up on the Washington Monument and have a big pork BBQ cookoff celebration. We'll smear the leftover grease and fat on his corpse.

I just came.

Now you really will fall asleep before the actual announcement.

[Ed Anger]

I better not be rickrolled on this. Goddammit.

[Ed Anger]

Oooo, I should call my buddy at Wright Patt. They are likely going on security alert.

BASE COPS. BASE COPS. WHAT CHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME OUT OF THEIR GUARD BOX?

[DGuller]

What an amateur Obama is.  He could've waited until close to elections, but instead chose to wait until Celebrity Apprentice? 

[Kleves]

The CIA did this? What, was it an accident? In any event:



Oh, and congrats on the 2012 victory, Barry.

[Count]

the mansion thing is unbelievable. Well actually very believable. 

[Count]

what a day. First I see Fast Five and now this. 

[Ed Anger]

Lara Logan looks quite good on CBS after being fistfucked in Egypt.

[Ed Anger]

what a day. First I see Fast Five and now this. 

WHAT THE FUCK

[stjaba]

Someone is surely going to get rich off this. I think the reward for Bin Laden's capture, alive or dead, was $25 million.