The Obama "To Make Important Statement" MEGATHREAD

Started by CountDeMoney, May 01, 2011, 09:34:45 PM

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katmai

#15
May 01, 2011, 09:44:07 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on May 01, 2011, 09:41:14 PM
Bin Laden dead?   :huh:

Yeah what CNN is hinting at.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Fireblade

#16
May 01, 2011, 09:44:58 PM
We start bombing Russia in 10 minutes.

CountDeMoney

#17
May 01, 2011, 09:48:24 PM
GOD BLESS MOTHERFUCKING AMERICA

YOU FILTHY FUCKING SAUDI FUCK, I HOPE IT BURNED

Slargos

#18
May 01, 2011, 09:48:53 PM
Quote from: Fireblade on May 01, 2011, 09:44:58 PM
We start bombing Russia in 10 minutes.

LaCroix

#19
May 01, 2011, 09:49:08 PM
 :)

katmai

#20
May 01, 2011, 09:49:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 01, 2011, 09:48:24 PM
GOD BLESS MOTHERFUCKING AMERICA

YOU FILTHY FUCKING SAUDI FUCK, I HOPE IT BURNED

He probably died from natural causes and they just found em.

:P
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

CountDeMoney

#21
May 01, 2011, 09:50:20 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 01, 2011, 09:49:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 01, 2011, 09:48:24 PM
GOD BLESS MOTHERFUCKING AMERICA

YOU FILTHY FUCKING SAUDI FUCK, I HOPE IT BURNED

He probably died from natural causes and they just found em.

:P

Direct CIA operation, you filthy snowican.

jimmy olsen

#22
May 01, 2011, 09:50:38 PM
VICTORY!
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

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katmai

#23
May 01, 2011, 09:52:04 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 01, 2011, 09:50:20 PM
Quote from: katmai on May 01, 2011, 09:49:40 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 01, 2011, 09:48:24 PM
GOD BLESS MOTHERFUCKING AMERICA

YOU FILTHY FUCKING SAUDI FUCK, I HOPE IT BURNED

He probably died from natural causes and they just found em.

:P

Direct CIA operation.
:thumbsup:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

CountDeMoney

#24
May 01, 2011, 09:53:12 PM
Oh man, I hope they got his ass all Tom Clancy-meets-Che-Guevera style.

Ed Anger

#25
May 01, 2011, 09:53:49 PM
My nipples are hard.

And Geraldo is running a victory lap like he shot the bastard himself.  :lol:
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Count

#26
May 01, 2011, 09:54:36 PM
this announcement had me scared for a while. BUT FUCK YEAH
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CountDeMoney

#27
May 01, 2011, 09:54:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 01, 2011, 09:53:49 PM
And Geraldo is running a victory lap like he shot the bastard himself.  :lol:

This is why I watch NBC coverage.  General Barry McCaffery doesn't do laps.

Habbaku

#28
May 01, 2011, 09:56:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

QuoteAmerica...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it's the dream that we all share; it's the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
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MadBurgerMaker

#29
May 01, 2011, 09:56:39 PM
So they're saying the guy ate a bomb a week ago, and his body is in US custody. 
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