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Started by Viking, May 01, 2011, 05:42:38 AM

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Viking

May 01, 2011, 05:42:38 AM
Yo, Swedes, I have two words for you.

Ice Hockey.



Yes, Norway beat Sweden at Ice Hockey.

http://www.norwaypost.no/athletics-winter/ice-hockey-norway-defeated-sweden-25131.html

Let the mocking commence.
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First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

jimmy olsen

#1
May 01, 2011, 05:47:04 AM
:nelson:
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Slargos

#2
May 01, 2011, 06:12:27 AM
Well. They've been working hard to improve, and deserve some victories for it.

Still, like the loss against the slavic hillbillies, I expect this is very much an abberation.

Eddie Teach

#3
May 01, 2011, 06:15:49 AM
Sweden is too insignificant to be worth mocking.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Slargos

#4
May 01, 2011, 06:18:10 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 01, 2011, 06:15:49 AM
Sweden is too insignificant to be worth mocking.

So you meta-mock it instead. You fucking asshole.

And just when we were making some progress.

You're back on my list.  :mad:

Norgy

#5
May 01, 2011, 07:01:21 AM
It really is quite something. I remember a tie and some close defeats but never a win.
And no Zuccarello or Patrick Thoresen, who arguably are the only two profiles worth a mention.  :uffda:

I predict: Swedish coaching heads will roll.

katmai

#6
May 01, 2011, 07:16:27 AM
Sadly Slargos isn't a coach.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Josquius

#7
May 01, 2011, 07:22:12 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 01, 2011, 06:15:49 AM
Sweden is too insignificant to be worth mocking.
From the bottom of a well even the tiniest crack of light looks like the sun.
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Norgy

#8
May 01, 2011, 08:36:30 AM
Quote from: katmai on May 01, 2011, 07:16:27 AM
Sadly Slargos isn't a coach.

He isn't ever coacher.

Zeus

#9
May 01, 2011, 10:23:54 AM
Mocking Swedes is like mocking gravel. :hmm:
To be cunning and vicious is a fairly obvious shortcut to total victory.

The Brain

#10
May 01, 2011, 10:24:23 AM
Quote from: Zeus on May 01, 2011, 10:23:54 AM
Mocking Swedes is like mocking gravel. :hmm:

Not very effective?
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garbon

#11
May 01, 2011, 11:46:18 AM
Quote from: Zeus on May 01, 2011, 10:23:54 AM
Mocking Swedes is like mocking gravel. :hmm:

Mocking Gravel is fun though and requires little effort.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rZdAB4V_j8
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Drakken

#12
May 01, 2011, 07:55:56 PM
 :frusty:
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