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Started by Viking, May 01, 2011, 05:42:38 AM

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Viking

Yo, Swedes, I have two words for you.

Ice Hockey.



Yes, Norway beat Sweden at Ice Hockey.

http://www.norwaypost.no/athletics-winter/ice-hockey-norway-defeated-sweden-25131.html

Let the mocking commence.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Slargos

Well. They've been working hard to improve, and deserve some victories for it.

Still, like the loss against the slavic hillbillies, I expect this is very much an abberation.


Eddie Teach

Sweden is too insignificant to be worth mocking.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

Slargos

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 01, 2011, 06:15:49 AM
Sweden is too insignificant to be worth mocking.

So you meta-mock it instead. You fucking asshole.

And just when we were making some progress.

You're back on my list.  :mad:

Norgy

It really is quite something. I remember a tie and some close defeats but never a win.
And no Zuccarello or Patrick Thoresen, who arguably are the only two profiles worth a mention.  :uffda:

I predict: Swedish coaching heads will roll.

katmai

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Josquius

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 01, 2011, 06:15:49 AM
Sweden is too insignificant to be worth mocking.
From the bottom of a well even the tiniest crack of light looks like the sun.
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Norgy


Zeus

Mocking Swedes is like mocking gravel. :hmm:
To be cunning and vicious is a fairly obvious shortcut to total victory.

The Brain

Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

Quote from: Zeus on May 01, 2011, 10:23:54 AM
Mocking Swedes is like mocking gravel. :hmm:

Mocking Gravel is fun though and requires little effort.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rZdAB4V_j8
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