Mobtown, my Mobtown

[Neil]

Boy, it's a good thing CDM is against being able to carry a gun or this girl would have really caused some trouble and been able to defend herself.

Yeah.  Instead of being beaten a little, the guy would be dead.

[grumbler]

I still think the beating of the good samaritan with a shoe tops it.

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/dayton-news/stiletto-heel-attack-suspect-arrested-woman-allegedly-beat-man-trying-to-help-1135063.html?cxtype=rss_local-news

Wow!  A woman brutally attacks a man she doesn't know, who is sitting in his own stopped vehicle, succeeds in her attempt to put his eye out, and is charged with a fifth-degree felony?    What does one have to do to get a fourth degree felony charge and risk some jail time?  Chop off his head?

[Razgovory]

I suspect that a 5th Degree Felony, as all Felonies carry the risk of at least a year of prison time.  That is sort of the definition of a Felony.  At least in the US.

[grumbler]

Boy, it's a good thing CDM is against being able to carry a gun or this girl would have really caused some trouble and been able to defend herself.

Yeah.  Instead of being beaten a little, the guy would be dead.

On the plus side, six of his attackers would be, as well.  Well, five if he was smart...

When you're wounded and left in Mobtown's McD's,
And the women come out to cut up the transVs,
Jest roll to your pistol; give the trigger a squeeze
An' go to your Gawd like a trannie.

[grumbler]

I suspect that a 5th Degree Felony, as all Felonies carry the risk of at least a year of prison time.  That is sort of the definition of a Felony.  At least in the US.

You suspect poorly.  That is sort of the definition of a Raz suspicion.  At least on Languish.

Defendants convicted of a fifth degree felony are given a prison sentence if the crime involves a weapon or is carried out by a person who has served prison time previously. Other factors requiring a prison sentence include any offense committed by an organized crime syndicate, a sex offense or a crime committed by a person in a public office or position of trust, such as a school teacher or parent. If the defendant does not fall under any factors requiring prison, the judge may require a sentence of community service or probation.

http://www.ehow.com/about_6385226_class-5-felony-ohio_.html

[Razgovory]

Boy, it's a good thing CDM is against being able to carry a gun or this girl would have really caused some trouble and been able to defend herself.

I doubt McDonald's wants their employees to be packing heat.

[Razgovory]

I suspect that a 5th Degree Felony, as all Felonies carry the risk of at least a year of prison time.  That is sort of the definition of a Felony.  At least in the US.

You suspect poorly.  That is sort of the definition of a Raz suspicion.  At least on Languish.

Defendants convicted of a fifth degree felony are given a prison sentence if the crime involves a weapon or is carried out by a person who has served prison time previously. Other factors requiring a prison sentence include any offense committed by an organized crime syndicate, a sex offense or a crime committed by a person in a public office or position of trust, such as a school teacher or parent. If the defendant does not fall under any factors requiring prison, the judge may require a sentence of community service or probation.

http://www.ehow.com/about_6385226_class-5-felony-ohio_.html

You did not prove my statement incorrect as committing a Fifth Degree Felony does in fact carry the risk of a year in prison under certain circumstances.

[Neil]

Boy, it's a good thing CDM is against being able to carry a gun or this girl would have really caused some trouble and been able to defend herself.

Yeah.  Instead of being beaten a little, the guy would be dead.

On the plus side, six of his attackers would be, as well.  Well, five if he was smart...

When you're wounded and left in Mobtown's McD's,
And the women come out to cut up the transVs,
Jest roll to your pistol; give the trigger a squeeze
An' go to your Gawd like a trannie.

Or, as is more likely, one of her attackers might be wounded, and some six-year old girl who was going to the counter for an ice cream would be dead.

[grumbler]

You did not prove my statement incorrect as committing a Fifth Degree Felony does in fact carry the risk of a year in prison under certain circumstances.

You argue as poorly as you assume; the statement to which you responded with your misunderstanding of how a fifth degree felony is defined was my statement about a specific circumstance, not some circumstance that you can just make up.  I am not interested in, nor do I have the time for, correcting all the things you know are true but which are not (as in your bogus definition of a felony, which applies to Federal law, not applicable here).

[grumbler]

Or, as is more likely, one of her attackers might be wounded, and some six-year old girl who was going to the counter for an ice cream would be dead.

I bow to your superior familiarity with transvestites and their weapons skills. 

[JonasSalk]

Boy, it's a good thing CDM is against being able to carry a gun or this girl would have really caused some trouble and been able to defend herself.

Yeah.  Instead of being beaten a little, the guy would be dead.

Guy?

[JonasSalk]

Or, as is more likely, one of her attackers might be wounded, and some six-year old girl who was going to the counter for an ice cream would be dead.

There's hundreds of examples of the exact opposite happening; meanwhile, you have only speculation on what "might" have happened, without a single shred of evidence.

[HisMajestyBOB]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/04/21/dad-who-split-up-fight-in-mcdonald-s-shot-dead-115875-23075797/#ixzz1KJ30507k

Of course, this is not isolated.

These are the victims of your blind adherence to the cult of diversity.

Good thing the police didn't show up, otherwise they could have been shot too.

[C.C.R.]

Good thing the police didn't show up, otherwise they could have been shot too.

Or tazed somebody...

[garbon]

Good thing the police didn't show up, otherwise they could have been shot too.

Or tazed somebody...

I think the police preference is now to shoot someone after pulling out your gun while reaching for your taser.