Game of Thrones begins....

[Lettow77]

Damning screencaps of the upcoming episode suggest an unprecedented escalation of the slander Stannis has had to endure from HBO.

As an excellent work of fiction, it has had a mark upon me; things have come full circle to the point that in defense of Stannis, I have become as bitter and thin-skinned as the determined monarch himself.

[Martinus]

Die.

[Neil]

Die.

You're just mad because he gave Renly his well-deserved death.

[Viking]

Die.

You're just mad because he gave Renly his well-deserved death.

What makes him really mad is that what killed Renly was Breeders Breeding. To kill Renly Stannis fucked a woman. I can't think of a more anti-ghey way to die.

[Martinus]

I liked this episode. 

Lannister family meetings are always fun. By the way, is it me or do Baratheons make for really shitty parents?

Also, the only non-disgusting nudity this episode = gheys.

[Admiral Yi]

In the books do the gigantic butch chick and Jaime ever make the two backed beast?  Show certainly seems to be leaning that way.

Someone tell me the deal on the people torturing the Greyjoy kid?  I missed the first two episodes this season.

[Martinus]

In the books do the gigantic butch chick and Jaime ever make the two backed beast?  Show certainly seems to be leaning that way.

Don't think so.

Someone tell me the deal on the people torturing the Greyjoy kid?  I missed the first two episodes this season.

Boltons.

[11B4V]

Also, the only non-disgusting nudity this episode = gheys.

That was rather repulsive.

[Martinus]

Incidentally, it seems like Loras being gay is probably the worst kept secret of King's Landing. Whenever his name comes up, everyone (with the possible exception of Joffrey and Sansa) makes a gay joke. 

[Josephus]

Well he is the Knight of Flowers. Sounds pretty ghey to me.

[Viking]

I liked this episode. 

Lannister family meetings are always fun. By the way, is it me or do Baratheons make for really shitty parents?

Also, the only non-disgusting nudity this episode = gheys.

Ygritt was to skinny and I think they didn't show Brienne's breasts simply because they are probably quite nice and would distract from the flat chested description from the books.

[Eddie Teach]

Brienne looked alright in the head shots we saw when they cast her. Course, those don't really show scale so well.

[The Larch]

Incidentally, it seems like Loras being gay is probably the worst kept secret of King's Landing. Whenever his name comes up, everyone (with the possible exception of Joffrey and Sansa) makes a gay joke. 

And he also seems to have a really terrible gaydar. I mean, his new squire was booming with ghey rays and he still seemed surprised about it.

[The Larch]

Also, Shireen Baratheon seemed to be a really sweet girl. What a sad character she is..

And Lady Selyse is even creepier than in the books. Having your unborn kids in jars in your bedroom is Dr. Moureau-ish. No wonder Stannis beds Melissandre, who only gives birth to shadow assassins.

[Queequeg]

I liked this episode. 

Lannister family meetings are always fun. By the way, is it me or do Baratheons make for really shitty parents?

Also, the only non-disgusting nudity this episode = gheys.

Ygritte's ass was fantastic.  I think she's one of the prettier women in a cast full of pretty women.