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Valmy

#94020
June 01, 2025, 06:21:43 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 01, 2025, 10:06:49 AMI'm moving today.  Might be gone for a few weeks.

Good luck bud! See you on the other side!

Hope you are going to a good place.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Josquius

#94021
June 02, 2025, 01:55:00 AM
So... Bad news in Poland.
Amazing that "taxes of x%" vs "dioreah forever" can be decided on such a narrow margin
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Josquius

#94022
June 03, 2025, 07:13:21 PM
The mistreatment this woman suffered at the hands of those slimy Greeks.
No bacon.
The shame of it

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-holidaymakers-nightmare-corfu-hotel-31772710.amp
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grumbler

#94023
June 03, 2025, 07:31:10 PM
Quote from: Josquius on June 03, 2025, 07:13:21 PMThe mistreatment this woman suffered at the hands of those slimy Greeks.
No bacon.
The shame of it

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-holidaymakers-nightmare-corfu-hotel-31772710.amp

I didn't know that there was a British equivalent to The Onion.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

Syt

#94024
June 04, 2025, 02:38:58 AM
Aliens, trying to abduct your average Languish poster. :P

We are born dying, but we are compelled to fancy our chances.
- hbomberguy

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

grumbler

#94025
June 04, 2025, 07:27:30 AM
Quote from: Syt on June 04, 2025, 02:38:58 AMAliens, trying to abduct your average Languish poster. :P

 :lol:
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

HisMajestyBOB

#94026
June 04, 2025, 11:02:26 PM
Quote from: Josquius on June 02, 2025, 01:55:00 AMSo... Bad news in Poland.
Amazing that "taxes of x%" vs "dioreah forever" can be decided on such a narrow margin

... I'm assuming that "diarrhea forever" lost?  :unsure:
Three lovely Prada points for HoI2 help

Josquius

#94027
June 07, 2025, 08:32:43 AM
The French version of the Chinese shi story.
Short but funny.

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Razgovory

#94028
June 07, 2025, 07:12:12 PM
Ugh, this place is hell.  It's like I have super speed.  Super speed sucks.


  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ9C-pao0lw

Oh, and you should totally watch more of this guy's videos.  They are hilarious.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Valmy

#94029
June 07, 2025, 09:35:52 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 07, 2025, 07:12:12 PMUgh, this place is hell.  It's like I have super speed.  Super speed sucks.

Which place? The retirement community?
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Razgovory

#94030
June 07, 2025, 09:45:42 PM
Yes.  Everyone is slow.  And old.  I spent the week sleeping in a chair.  Food is cruddy and I'm always hungry.  Biggest problem is I don't have enough cash so I'm looking for a job to keep my mom from being kicked out.  I am automatically disqualified from most jobs. 

"We are looking for a motivated..."

"Well, I'm out." 
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

grumbler

#94031
June 08, 2025, 02:26:07 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 07, 2025, 07:12:12 PMUgh, this place is hell.  It's like I have super speed.  Super speed sucks.


  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ9C-pao0lw

Oh, and you should totally watch more of this guy's videos.  They are hilarious.

 :lol:
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

Bayraktar!

Crazy_Ivan80

#94032
June 08, 2025, 03:46:12 PM
Quote from: Josquius on June 07, 2025, 08:32:43 AMThe French version of the Chinese shi story.
Short but funny.


awesome

Grey Fox

#94033
June 08, 2025, 04:58:18 PM
It's omitting an article for the joke. It's said but not written.

Un ver vert va vers un verre vert.
Getting ready to make IEDs against American Occupation Forces.

"But I didn't vote for him"; they cried.
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