Crusader Kings 2 Redux

[Ed Anger]

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[Fireblade]

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Well, that faggot Johan just got $40 from me. GG Paradox you made something worth buying for the first time in ten years.

[Jaron]

 

[chipwich]

Why is Harald of Norway's third son not considered part of his family?

[PDH]

Norwegians can only count to two?

[Ideologue]

I'm going to have stop playing the demo. I had the perfect Duke of Achaea game going. Emperor Jon Lovitz was giving me counties. Thanks for the serbs Emperor! I controlled the Addidas tracksuit factory in Belgrade. 

He does look like Jon Lovitz, doesn't he?

[Valmy]

Why is Harald of Norway's third son not considered part of his family?

I did have a situation where the Brother of the King of Denmark was not part of his dynasty but...eh...I guess historically they founded different dynasties or something.  They are still considered brothers for all other purposes.

[Maximus]

Game finally crashed after 50 years or so. I was duke of Toulouse, Auvergne and Barcelona, my wife was duchess of Aquitaine, Poitou, Anjou and Gascogne. Our sons were set to inherit the whole mess, unfortunately I had not been able to get rid of gavelkind, so they were going to reshuffle it all between the two of them.

[Tamas]

Apparently, mercs are dangerous.

I was minding my own business as King of Hungary, ignoring my uncle's plot to institute seniority as succession law, especially because he did indeed became the next king in history.
But when I had my son, and he also launched a plot to revoke my authority reform, I figured it was time to lock him up.

He declared war, taking the northern third of the country with him. No worries, I had money for a 4500 strong merc company!

Except that I couldnt pay them since I spent my last penny on hiring them. An event fired making them switching sides. I was fucked, but later I saw their stack revert to their St. Georgian coat of arms and started besieging my enemy.
At the end, about 3 counties and a duke title are now an independent entity under St. Georgian condottiere control.

[Martinus]

okay so I am drunk and not at home but apparently the pirated version has been released.

This leaves me with very mixed feelings. At one hand, if true, I can play day before 2/14, on the other hand it's a blow to Paradox on their first non-fucked up game in quite a while.

[jimmy olsen]

I always liked playing Morcar of Northumberland. Looks like he'll be even more fun this time around given that his brother hates him, though it'll be much harder since the game starts out with Norway besieging York.

The best part about the brotherly rivalry, even if you lose you win because your dynasty will end up controlling all of northern England.

[Tamas]

Have you noticed that a greenish cloud appears above provinces with an epidemic? God damn Polacks are spreading tubercolosis in my game like it was gospel.

[The Brain]

Have you noticed that a greenish cloud appears above provinces with an epidemic? God damn Polacks are spreading tubercolosis in my game like it was gospel.

It seems realistic to include Grandfather Nurgle in the game.

[jimmy olsen]

Have you noticed that a greenish cloud appears above provinces with an epidemic? God damn Polacks are spreading tubercolosis in my game like it was gospel.

It seems realistic to include Grandfather Nurgle in the game.

Doesn't Genghis Kahn become a Demon Lord of Khorne?

[Fireblade]

Today's episode of Shit Slavs Say:

I have preordered CK2 and Iam waiting for it. But I was just able to play full version of CK2 (don't ask me how), and was quite shocked that Iam able to play only as Christians.

Location
    Pilsen, Czech Republic

Oh, you're Slavic? No need to ask, broski.