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Started by CountDeMoney, April 12, 2009, 06:17:25 AM

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CountDeMoney

April 12, 2009, 06:17:25 AM
You bunch of snobby overeducated atheists.

http://www.dougpatton.com/custom/flash/rapeasterbunny.swf

The Brain

#1
April 12, 2009, 06:18:16 AM
Define atheist.
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katmai

#2
April 12, 2009, 06:23:43 AM
Quote from: Syt on April 12, 2009, 06:21:16 AM
Go to church. Jesus wants it.

Went to church yesterday, that was my yearly visit. :P
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Syt

#3
April 12, 2009, 06:23:50 AM
Go to Church. Jesus wants you in his tummy.
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CountDeMoney

#4
April 12, 2009, 06:31:13 AM
You cynical overread maggots, you make me want to vomit.  Now you better sound off that you believe in the Virgin Mary.

OK, In lieu of going to church, I command you to at least watch "The Last Temptation of Christ".

Syt

#5
April 12, 2009, 06:31:50 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 12, 2009, 06:31:13 AM
You cynical overread maggots, you make me want to vomit.  Now you better sound off that you believe in the Virgin Mary.
LOL, Catholics and their quasi-polytheist belief.

QuoteOK, In lieu of going to church, I command you to at least watch "The Last Temptation of Christ".

I watched Ben Hur on Good Friday.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Ed Anger

#6
April 12, 2009, 07:32:12 AM
Got the Easter service out of the way early this morning. Only thing left is to follow the kids around while they hunt for eggs.

Then a delicious (I hope) Ham dinner.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Josephus

#7
April 12, 2009, 07:43:13 AM
Being Catholic, I did it on Saturday night.  :pope: which leads me to another thread...
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jimmy olsen

#8
April 12, 2009, 07:43:29 AM
Happy Easter :hug:
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Martinus

#9
April 12, 2009, 10:24:22 AM
Christus resurrectus est! :pope:

Martinus

#10
April 12, 2009, 10:27:41 AM
Quote from: Josephus on April 12, 2009, 07:43:13 AM
Being Catholic, I did it on Saturday night.  :pope: which leads me to another thread...
Uhm, as a Catholic, you should go on Thursday, Friday, Saturday AND Sunday.

I'm a lapsed Catholic so I only went on Saturday.

vinraith

#11
April 12, 2009, 11:22:33 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 12, 2009, 06:31:13 AM
OK, In lieu of going to church, I command you to at least watch "The Last Temptation of Christ".

Alright, alright, I'll go to church. There's no need for threats of horrible violence.

garbon

#12
April 12, 2009, 11:34:21 AM
I'll be doing the important thing, I'll be going to brunch.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

fhdz

#13
April 12, 2009, 12:25:49 PM
To celebrate Zombie Jesus' "There Was A Back Door In the Tomb, You Guys Didn't See It?" Day, I went on a 4.5 mile bike ride this morning, am about to do the return leg of the journey, and then will run 2 miles.  Oh, I also ate a nice breakfast.  Jesus loves pepper bacon!
and the horse you rode in on

Grey Fox

#14
April 12, 2009, 12:27:56 PM
Joyeuse Paque.

1/3 of your god is dead.
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