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Started by Eddie Teach, March 06, 2011, 09:29:27 AM

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celedhring

Paint your wagon (1969). A three-hour comedic western musical starring Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood. Possibly one of the biggest mismatches between movie tone and starring talent of all time. Marvin at least hams it up to 11, but Eastwood is positively lost. And there's nothing going on that matters.

Eastwood said this film inspired him to become a director; I suppose in order to avoid starring in something so awful again.

Syt

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celedhring


Savonarola

Hara Kiri (1919)

This is a silent film retelling of Madama Butterfly done by Fritz Lang.  It actually looks more like an Ernst Lubitsch film from the same period; a melodrama with lavish sets.  It's faithful to the Puccini opera; the only differences are the sailor is Danish rather than American and the heroine's name is different (and, of course, no one sings...)

When my brother was in college he saw the play M. Butterfly.  He went with some friends, and one of them saw her grandparents there.  They thought they were going to see Madama Butterfly, and boy were they surprised.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

Liep

Quote from: celedhring on July 21, 2015, 10:09:19 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM5-xFenaZI

Yeah, the Simpsons sum it up perfectly.

I remember that clip, but I never imagined the movie was real. :mellow:
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Valmy

Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Ideologue

Reminds me, I got a Sound of Music blu ray that needs watching.

Also, Ant-Man is fantastic.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

The Brain

I can't get over how awesome the 80s were.

Conan the Barbarian
The Terminator
Aliens
Predator
Robocop

:mmm: :wub:
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Ideologue

#28568
Technically 1990, but I watched Total Recall for the first time in a ton of years the other night.  8/10, good stuff. :)

The 80s were also the most artistically productive years for Carpenter and Cronenberg.  The Thing, Christine, Prince of Darkness, Scanners, The Fly?  Add in Spielberg and Lucas and Hughes and De Palma and Dante and the Star Trek films, and it's an all-round fantastic decade, a reborn Golden Age.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Ideologue

But don't you hate Terminator 2?  Have you ever considered how you came to be a bad person?
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

celedhring

1990 is technically still part of the 1980s decade.

Ideologue

Technically, without an A.D. Zero, I guess.  But I've never seen Citizen Kane referred to as a 1930s film. :P

Anyway, 80s badass cinema is a genre that transcends prosaic timekeeping.  I mean, Alien is a badass 80s film, and though they dried up, movies that are clearly 80s-style actioners kept popping up, from T2 in 1991 (essentially summing up the movement), to The Descent in 2006 and all the way to Dredd and Fury Road more recently.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Liep

Quote from: celedhring on July 21, 2015, 02:45:53 PM
1990 is technically still part of the 1980s decade.

Wouldn't that technically be the 199th decade? The 80's was the decade including the years from 1980-1989, surely.
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

garbon

Slow West

Took another trip to Jewish Center to see this Fassbender flick. I enjoyed it though I've also not ever been a big western person (shock!) so I don't know much on whether or not it was a subpar step into the genre.
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Ideologue

Quote from: Liep on July 21, 2015, 03:00:47 PM
Quote from: celedhring on July 21, 2015, 02:45:53 PM
1990 is technically still part of the 1980s decade.

Wouldn't that technically be the 199th decade? The 80's was the decade including the years from 1980-1989, surely.

1-10 would be the first decade, so...
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)