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Viking

#4605
May 28, 2012, 01:57:17 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 28, 2012, 01:52:08 AM
I've never understood how a romantic film about straight-love can be considered "gay".

they are "allegorical" or just chick flicks without crying or dead babies
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

katmai

#4606
May 28, 2012, 01:58:04 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 28, 2012, 01:52:08 AM
I've never understood how a romantic film about straight-love can be considered "gay".

Because no straight man can sit through that shit
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

CountDeMoney

#4607
May 28, 2012, 02:01:59 AM
Quote from: Viking on May 28, 2012, 01:55:04 AM

Quote from: DecentPrince of Thieves
Open Range

Quote from: BadWyatt Earp

Proof positive you've inhaled far too many petroleum products in your life.

Syt

#4608
May 28, 2012, 02:04:25 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 28, 2012, 01:47:46 AM
And Viking simply hasn't been touched by Message in a Bottle yet.  :P

The movie's saving grace: Robin Wright for who I had the major hots when she was on Santa Barbara.

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Ideologue

#4609
May 28, 2012, 02:12:22 AM
I liked Waterworld.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

katmai

#4610
May 28, 2012, 02:14:36 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 28, 2012, 02:04:25 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 28, 2012, 01:47:46 AM
And Viking simply hasn't been touched by Message in a Bottle yet.  :P

The movie's saving grace: Robin Wright for who I had the major hots when she was on Santa Barbara.



She was yummy yes.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

Viking

#4611
May 28, 2012, 02:17:16 AM Last Edit: May 28, 2012, 04:54:25 AM by Viking
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 28, 2012, 02:01:59 AM
Quote from: Viking on May 28, 2012, 01:55:04 AM

Quote from: DecentPrince of Thieves
Open Range

Quote from: BadWyatt Earp

Proof positive you've inhaled far too many petroleum products in your life.

You are confusing Wyatt Earp with the excellent movie Tombstone with Kurt Russel in it.

Open Range is not remotely original since it has the same plot as 500 westerns before it.

Prince of Theives destroys the Robin Hood myth too completely to be taken seriously. Despite having Sean Connery in it just sucked too much. He got his first (of three) Worst Actor Razzies for that movie.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Tonitrus

#4612
May 28, 2012, 04:52:23 AM
Quote from: katmai on May 28, 2012, 02:14:36 AM
Quote from: Syt on May 28, 2012, 02:04:25 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 28, 2012, 01:47:46 AM
And Viking simply hasn't been touched by Message in a Bottle yet.  :P

The movie's saving grace: Robin Wright for who I had the major hots when she was on Santa Barbara.



She was yummy yes.

I thought she was hottest in Princess Bride.  :blush:

Viking

#4613
May 28, 2012, 04:56:45 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 28, 2012, 04:52:23 AM

I thought she was hottest in Princess Bride.  :blush:

Cary Elwes was much better in Robin hood than Costner :contract:
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Tonitrus

#4614
May 28, 2012, 05:00:35 AM
Quote from: Viking on May 28, 2012, 04:56:45 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 28, 2012, 04:52:23 AM

I thought she was hottest in Princess Bride.  :blush:

Cary Elwes was much better in Robin hood than Costner :contract:

And Amy Yasbeck was hotter than Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio.  :P



Though Men in Tights is a dreadful film.

CountDeMoney

#4615
May 28, 2012, 06:45:59 AM
Quote from: Viking on May 28, 2012, 02:17:16 AM
You are confusing Wyatt Earp with the excellent movie Tombstone with Kurt Russel in it.

How the fuck can you monkeyfucks continually be enamored with that mindlessly inaccurate Hollywood drivel Tombstone, as opposed to a true biopic and character study like Wyatt Earp?

You, sir, are an uncouth cretin.

11B4V

#4616
May 28, 2012, 06:50:44 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 28, 2012, 06:45:59 AM
Quote from: Viking on May 28, 2012, 02:17:16 AM
You are confusing Wyatt Earp with the excellent movie Tombstone with Kurt Russel in it.

How the fuck can you monkeyfucks continually be enamored with that mindlessly inaccurate Hollywood drivel Tombstone, as opposed to a true biopic and character study like Wyatt Earp?

You, sir, are an uncouth cretin.

Wash your mouth out.  :mad: Costner's Earp was poo-poo
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

CountDeMoney

#4617
May 28, 2012, 06:51:44 AM
All of you are pushing my Mod buttons, man.  I grow weary of this insolence.  :mad:

11B4V

#4618
May 28, 2012, 06:55:30 AM
From rotten

Tombstone 73%

Wyatt Earp 42%

:bash:
"there's a long tradition of insulting people we disagree with here, and I'll be damned if I listen to your entreaties otherwise."-OVB

"Obviously not a Berkut-commanded armored column.  They're not all brewing."- CdM

"We've reached one of our phase lines after the firefight and it smells bad—meaning it's a little bit suspicious... Could be an amb—".

CountDeMoney

#4619
May 28, 2012, 06:57:03 AM
Fuck Rotten.  Fucking trogs don't know shit.
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