TV/Movies Megathread

[The Larch]

Almost done with the first season of X-files.  Gillian Anderson Is really, really hot.  David Dukunov or whatever is kinda annoying.

Then don't ever watch Californication, because your annoyance will skyrocket outside the atmosphere. He's basically playing himself on cocaine, booze, and pussy.

Props to him for Evolution, though, where he plays a Mulder parody quite solidly. 

[Syt]

I liked how they lampshaded his sex obsession repeatedly throughout the X-Files.

[The Brain]

He peaked in Twin Peaks.

[Syt]

I've just found that "A Bridge Too Far" in full HD is available on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH0uC2XUuaA&feature=related

[FunkMonk]

I liked how they lampshaded his sex obsession repeatedly throughout the X-Files.

I liked he one where he fucks an entomologist named Candy and Scully gets extremely jealous. I think that's the one with the alien cockroaches. 

[CountDeMoney]

I liked how they lampshaded his sex obsession repeatedly throughout the X-Files.

I liked he one where he fucks an entomologist named Candy and Scully gets extremely jealous.

Yeah, see, if I were on that team, every episode would never get solved because I would be too busy pushing up on that redheaded sexpot's business suited ass.  Damn, she was fine back in the day.

[Josephus]

I liked how they lampshaded his sex obsession repeatedly throughout the X-Files.

I liked he one where he fucks an entomologist named Candy and Scully gets extremely jealous. I think that's the one with the alien cockroaches. 

I think her name was BAmbi or Bunny or something.

[Admiral Yi]

A Polish Wedding.  Set in Detroit.  Lena Olin and a young Clare Danes look very fetching and the rest of the movie is a confused mess.

[CountDeMoney]

Lena Olin

Hottie MILF traveling in Cougar Country right there.

[FunkMonk]

She was great in The Ninth Gate.

[CountDeMoney]

She was great in The Ninth Gate Romeo Is Bleeding.

[The Brain]

Didn't Lena Olin get assfucked in Enemies: A Love Story? Or did I just dream that?

[Ideologue]

The remake of Total Recall.  Pretty bad.  I don't think I've ever seen a worse-paced theatrical release in my life.  At a hair over two hours, it feels longer than Dark Knight Rises.  Hell, it feels longer than Das Boot.

And where in God's name did the tunnel through the center of the Earth come from?  That's not in "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale" afaik.  It's not in the Verhoven movie.

Was this an original script that someone decided to turn into a Total Recall remake?

This actually isn't a criticism, it lends itself to some neat visuals.  The movie is very impressively visually realized in its world and all that shit.  The problem is that's all it's got going for it, as if actual adults only worked on the CGI, while 12 year olds wrote the script, directed the actors, shot the scenes, and edited the movie, or as the case may be for editing, didn't.

P.S. if you have epilepsy, stay away from this bitch like the plague.
P.P.S. you know that fake-ass sound that action movies use to indicate two people punching each other, that sounds absolutely nothing like a human fist impacting a human body?  I hope you like it, you'll hear this sound approximately five thousand times.
P.P.P.S.: the guy playing the villain is probably much more entertaining if you're more familiar with Bryan Cranston from Malcolm in the Middle than you are Breaking Bad, which I am.

[Syt]

P.P.S. you know that fake-ass sound that action movies use to indicate two people punching each other, that sounds absolutely nothing like a human fist impacting a human body?  I hope you like it, you'll hear this sound approximately five thousand times.

You mean like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlHrG919E3s

[Tonitrus]

Or this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-MVMbm6c0k