TV/Movies Megathread

[Ideologue]

[Sheilbh]

Incidentally does the post-credits thing mean we'll get a Howard the Duck reboot? One ideally without a sex scene

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Everything stated so far is no.  Howard was just making a cameo in Guardians for fan benefit.

[Ideologue]

Incidentally does the post-credits thing mean we'll get a Howard the Duck reboot? One ideally without a sex scene

I want to see Lea Thompson get corkscrewed.

[CountDeMoney]

By a duck.

[Ideologue]

Yes.  Ducks have corkscrew penises.

[Admiral Yi]

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Great. I love Chris Pratt in Parks and Rec but he's incredibly winning here, it's very impressive.

Also Vin Diesel's best ever role.

He peaked in Saving Private Ryan.

[Tonitrus]

Remember the Night.

Prosecutor Fred MacMurray, in a gesture of kindness, bails out a female shoplifter over Christmas.  And ends up taking her home to mom.

And damn, 1940's Barbara Stanwyck is hot as balls.

[katmai]

Chris Pratt wasn't in SPR.

[Ideologue]

Remember the Night.

Prosecutor Fred McMurray, in a gesture of kindness, bails out a female shoplifter over Christmas.  And ends up taking her home to mom.

And damn, 1940's Barbara Stanwyck is hot as balls.

CONCUR.

[Sophie Scholl]

Chris Pratt wasn't in SPR.

I do believe he was talking about Vin Diesel as Private Caparzo.

[celedhring]

You think that looks decent? 

Even if you completely disregarded the other Terminator films, it just looks a pretty damn generic action film. A bus flipping over? You're releasing a 2015 action tentpole and that's your money shot?

The trailer looks ok, although I kind of hope the effects aren't finished yet, given that they look worse than 1991's, or 2003's.

T3's car chase, iirc, used a lot of really awesome practical effects and real vehicles.  Looks amazing and all by itself justifies that unfairly derided movie.  (Even if the ending already didn't, which it totally did.)

I like T3, actually. It just not as good as the previous two but definitely an above average blockbuster film. Liked the ending a lot myself.

What's more weird about the trailer for T5 is all the borrowing and recycling of stuff from the old movies, with some asinine twist to justify it. "Kyle Reese goes to save Sarah Connor again... but now she kicks ass! We face the T1000 again... but now he's Asian! The T800 shows up again... but now he's old!"

[katmai]

Chris Pratt wasn't in SPR.

I do believe he was talking about Vin Diesel as Private Caparzo.

Thanks for fucking it all up BA.

[CountDeMoney]

Remember the Night.

Prosecutor Fred McMurray, in a gesture of kindness, bails out a female shoplifter over Christmas.  And ends up taking her home to mom.

And damn, 1940's Barbara Stanwyck is hot as balls.

CONCUR.

Oh, hells yeah.  Serious hardcore Republican, though.  But that just makes it hotter.

[Ed Anger]

Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

I'd give 1982 Phoebe Cates an abortion.