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Bret Michaels in Critical Condition

Started by jimmy olsen, April 25, 2010, 04:16:43 AM

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jimmy olsen

April 25, 2010, 04:16:43 AM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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garbon

#2
April 25, 2010, 04:21:26 AM
irrelevant
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Caliga

#3
April 25, 2010, 05:43:52 AM
Does every Timmy sing a sad, sad song?  :(
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Martinus

#4
April 25, 2010, 05:58:09 AM
Who?

Scipio

#5
April 25, 2010, 06:43:29 AM
Brett Michaels is in critical condition, and we still can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter.
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

Duque de Bragança

#6
April 25, 2010, 09:17:18 AM
Poison is to blame for the critical condition.

Drakken

#7
April 25, 2010, 10:24:47 AM
His latest Reality TV skank has smashed his head with a rock of love.

alfred russel

#8
April 25, 2010, 10:27:58 AM
Quote from: Scipio on April 25, 2010, 06:43:29 AM
Brett Michaels is in critical condition, and we still can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter.

Bon Jovi doesn't need a helicopter, on a steel horse he rides.
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.

There's a fine line between salvation and drinking poison in the jungle.

I'm embarrassed. I've been making the mistake of associating with you. It won't happen again. :)
-garbon, February 23, 2014

Eddie Teach

#9
April 25, 2010, 10:30:07 AM
Bon Jovi > Poison

I bet it was Trump's doing. :tinfoil:
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

C.C.R.

#10
April 25, 2010, 10:57:23 AM
Quote from: Scipio on April 25, 2010, 06:43:29 AM
Brett Michaels is in critical condition, and we still can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter.

"C'mon, Jon, there's a hairdresser in there..."

garbon

#11
April 25, 2010, 11:21:52 AM
Bon Jovi was at the Berlin Wall. :wub:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Scipio

#12
April 25, 2010, 01:35:42 PM
Quote from: C.C.R. on April 25, 2010, 10:57:23 AM
Quote from: Scipio on April 25, 2010, 06:43:29 AM
Brett Michaels is in critical condition, and we still can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter.

"C'mon, Jon, there's a hairdresser in there..."
:w00t:
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

Razgovory

#13
April 25, 2010, 05:46:37 PM
Quote from: Scipio on April 25, 2010, 06:43:29 AM
Brett Michaels is in critical condition, and we still can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter.

:lol:
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Jaron

#14
April 25, 2010, 10:20:49 PM
He has the beetus :(
Winner of THE grumbler point.
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