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Started by The Brain, April 18, 2010, 03:22:25 PM

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Capetan Mihali

#525
January 15, 2014, 07:27:23 PM
I saw a milk truck today that had "A PASSION FOR PURITY" written on the side.

Couldn't help thinking to myself... :hmm: Sounds like a good idea -- anybody ever think of trying it on a bigger scale?
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Admiral Yi

#526
January 15, 2014, 07:32:37 PM
I was looking for this thread before, couldn't find it.

Last Friday I ended the night/morning learning euchre in a trailer park.

I won too.  :)

Capetan Mihali

#527
January 15, 2014, 11:03:58 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 15, 2014, 07:32:37 PM
I was looking for this thread before, couldn't find it.

Last Friday I ended the night/morning learning euchre in a trailer park.

I won too.  :)

Oh, the bar life... ending up in people's homes at 3:00am. :)  Sometimes I miss it, but then I think better of it.  I really wound up in some strange and potentially dangerous places.  And I can't be socializing with my past/current/future clients like that, as I inevitably would be in these towns.

As for euchre, seems to be a Midwestern thing; I've never run into it.
"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Ed Anger

#528
January 15, 2014, 11:04:40 PM
I've got a wicked case of gas. For the third day running.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

Savonarola

#529
January 16, 2014, 10:58:12 AM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on January 15, 2014, 11:03:58 PM
As for euchre, seems to be a Midwestern thing; I've never run into it.

I think comes from Wisconsin.  The most important card in the game is called The Bower (from the German word for farmer, bauer.)
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The Brain

#530
January 18, 2014, 12:39:39 PM
Today I went to an electronics store and ended up buying some screen cleaner.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

sbr

#531
January 18, 2014, 02:36:04 PM
Why is your screen so dirty?

The Brain

#532
January 18, 2014, 03:05:43 PM
You don't get blood and semen on your screen?
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CountDeMoney

#533
January 18, 2014, 06:58:57 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 15, 2014, 11:04:40 PM
I've got a wicked case of gas. For the third day running.

Nicotine lozenges can do that as well.  I dropped one in an aisle in Barnes and Nobles so bad, all the Algerian troops broke.

sbr

#534
January 18, 2014, 08:43:52 PM
Quote from: The Brain on January 18, 2014, 03:05:43 PM
You don't get blood and semen on your screen?

Rarely at the same time.  :yuk:

Admiral Yi

#535
January 18, 2014, 08:46:12 PM
You're not doing it right Brain.

The Brain

#536
January 19, 2014, 04:45:00 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 18, 2014, 08:46:12 PM
You're not doing it right Brain.

Is there a manual I can read?
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Syt

#537
January 19, 2014, 04:54:31 AM
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

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Ed Anger

#538
January 19, 2014, 10:04:57 AM
Please consult your Bristol Stool chart.

Type 4. Size of the USS Oklahoma.
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The Brain

#539
January 19, 2014, 12:42:41 PM
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