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Started by The Brain, April 18, 2010, 03:22:25 PM

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CountDeMoney

#495
October 26, 2013, 04:27:49 PM
Girls are staying over this weekend.  That means plenty of goodies in the house.

DGuller

#496
October 26, 2013, 05:17:38 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 26, 2013, 04:27:49 PM
Girls are staying over this weekend.  That means plenty of goodies in the house.
Yeah, plenty of goodies, but you can't touch them.  :(

CountDeMoney

#497
October 26, 2013, 05:54:21 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 26, 2013, 05:17:38 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 26, 2013, 04:27:49 PM
Girls are staying over this weekend.  That means plenty of goodies in the house.
Yeah, plenty of goodies, but you can't touch them.  :(

Explain.

Eddie Teach

#498
October 26, 2013, 06:14:07 PM
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

The Brain

#499
December 15, 2013, 07:55:26 AM
I have an increasing tendency to buy new clothes instead of doing the laundry. I think I may be coming down with affluenza. :(
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

#500
December 15, 2013, 11:17:09 AM
Quote from: The Brain on December 15, 2013, 07:55:26 AM
I have an increasing tendency to buy new clothes instead of doing the laundry. I think I may be coming down with affluenza. :(

Only if you are throwing out your old clothes. Otherwise, you are just a filthy slob.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

#501
December 15, 2013, 12:09:39 PM
Quote from: garbon on December 15, 2013, 11:17:09 AM
Quote from: The Brain on December 15, 2013, 07:55:26 AM
I have an increasing tendency to buy new clothes instead of doing the laundry. I think I may be coming down with affluenza. :(

Only if you are throwing out your old clothes. Otherwise, you are just a filthy slob.

Thanks. :)
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

DGuller

#502
December 15, 2013, 12:17:23 PM
What if you pay people to buy you new clothes instead of doing your laundry?  :bowler:

Eddie Teach

#503
December 15, 2013, 01:40:13 PM
Quote from: DGuller on December 15, 2013, 12:17:23 PM
What if you pay people to buy you new clothes instead of doing your laundry?  :bowler:

We'll let Ideologue decide what to do with you then.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

KRonn

#504
December 16, 2013, 07:38:59 AM
Quote from: The Brain on December 15, 2013, 07:55:26 AM
I have an increasing tendency to buy new clothes instead of doing the laundry. I think I may be coming down with affluenza. :(

Just wear the same clothes for a week and you'll have less laundry at the end of the week.    ;) 

The Brain

#505
December 21, 2013, 06:20:59 PM
My butt fell asleep when I played BF4. So when I fondled it it felt like somone else's butt. So hott.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

The Brain

#506
December 25, 2013, 06:43:03 PM
Today in the subway there was an old Asian guy who was drunk out of his tiny skull and rocking out to pop tunes in his headphones, occasionally uttering something guttural. I hold the Languish Asian community responsible.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Admiral Yi

#507
December 25, 2013, 08:43:25 PM
I blame all that pristine, unattainable Swedish pussy.

Eddie Teach

#508
December 25, 2013, 10:03:12 PM
Did you enjoy your sandwich, Brain?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

The Brain

#509
December 26, 2013, 12:45:12 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on December 25, 2013, 10:03:12 PM
Did you enjoy your sandwich, Brain?

It was awesome. :)
Women want me. Men want to be with me.
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