Polish catholic archbishop: Catholic priests are not pedophiles. Americans are.

[Martinus]

Polish archbishop made headlines by saying during a homily that the fault of the pedophilia scandal in the US lies not in catholic priests, but in the fall of morals of the American society.

He then went on to make a statistical fail of Biblical proportions by stating that catholic priests are responsible for "only" 2% of pedophilia scandals in the US (someone helpfully pointed out that catholic priests make up about 0.15% of US population, which, for those mathematically challenged, means a catholic priest is about 14 times more likely to molest a kid than an average American).

I love Polish catholicism. It makes me warm inside.

[Caliga]

Awww, that's cute.  I'm sure that guy is a pedophile himself, just like Benedict is. 

[Siege]

Why do they call it pedophile, when it is homosexual rape?

Those faggots not only like kids, but MALE kids.

I doesn't get any more gay than that.

[Caliga]

Why do they call it pedophile, when it is homosexual rape?

Pedophilia is a sexual preference for children.  Rape is a behavior.  Two different things, chief.  I suppose it is possible to be a pedophile but never actually engage in rape... no idea how often that happens or if there's any possible way to measure for that.

[Admiral Yi]

Pedophilia is a sexual preference for children.  Rape is a behavior.  Two different things, chief.  I suppose it is possible to be a pedophile but never actually engage in rape... no idea how often that happens or if there's any possible way to measure for that.

Beeb mentioned one time that they have some gizmo that slips on your dick and measures how much of a chubby you sprout when they show you pictures of little boy and/or girls.

[Razgovory]

Pedophilia is a sexual preference for children.  Rape is a behavior.  Two different things, chief.  I suppose it is possible to be a pedophile but never actually engage in rape... no idea how often that happens or if there's any possible way to measure for that.

Beeb mentioned one time that they have some gizmo that slips on your dick and measures how much of a chubby you sprout when they show you pictures of little boy and/or girls.

You try it out?

[The Brain]

Pedophilia is a sexual preference for children.  Rape is a behavior.  Two different things, chief.  I suppose it is possible to be a pedophile but never actually engage in rape... no idea how often that happens or if there's any possible way to measure for that.

Beeb mentioned one time that they have some gizmo that slips on your dick and measures how much of a chubby you sprout when they show you pictures of little boy and/or girls.

You try it out?

No he didn't, the gizmo was too big.

[Neil]

On the other hand, homosexuals are far more likely to molest children, so let's kill them.

[garbon]

I hate children...why would I want to touch them?

[Neil]

I hate children...why would I want to touch them?

You hate other men, but you touch them as well.

[garbon]

You hate other men, but you touch them as well.

I do?

[DGuller]

I love Polish catholicism. It makes me warm inside.

I don't think anyone here needs to know what makes you warm inside.

[Neil]

You hate other men, but you touch them as well.

I do?

You do.

[Jaron]

garbon offered me a handjob if I drove up to SF.  

[Barrister]

Pedophilia is a sexual preference for children.  Rape is a behavior.  Two different things, chief.  I suppose it is possible to be a pedophile but never actually engage in rape... no idea how often that happens or if there's any possible way to measure for that.

Beeb mentioned one time that they have some gizmo that slips on your dick and measures how much of a chubby you sprout when they show you pictures of little boy and/or girls.

Penile Plethysmograph

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_plethysmograph

Apparently there are a number of people who are quite attracted to children, but who do not actually molest them (since they know how very, very bad things will happen to them if they do).  Or, many rely solely on child porn.