Grandma dies trying to stop sword fight

[Ed Anger]

When he goes nuts with a sword at college, you'll know where to lay the blame.

To be honest, I'm much more worried about the fact he really, really enjoyed the demolision derby. 

Anyway, for Carl it's too late: he's already trained to be a sword-weilding maniac:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IxUdBPnvpg&feature=channel_page

You need to put in the first couple of minutes from Queen's Princes of the Universe(the cool bits of the song) on that.

[DGuller]

I wasn't there.

He never mentioned it, so I just assume he thought that was supposed to happen.

I hope you explained to him that there were no ambulances in medieval times.

[Caliga]

How many times have I told you people that Indiana is even more redneck than Kentucky?  Me = VINDICATED.

Settling your differences in a swordfight is less redneck than eating at a gas station, Jethro.

WARNING: The Cal and Gas Station meme is getting ready to jump the shark.

[Malthus]

When he goes nuts with a sword at college, you'll know where to lay the blame.

To be honest, I'm much more worried about the fact he really, really enjoyed the demolision derby. 

Anyway, for Carl it's too late: he's already trained to be a sword-weilding maniac:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IxUdBPnvpg&feature=channel_page

You need to put in the first couple of minutes from Queen's Princes of the Universe(the cool bits of the song) on that.

I may just do that.

On another note, I'd point out that he's learned some moves not taught in fencing school:

1. When in a duel, grab your opponent's sword with your free hand; and then

2. Stab him in the ass repeatedly.

[DGuller]

WARNING: The Cal and Gas Station meme is getting ready to jump the shark.

Can The Cal still jump after all that gas station food?

[DisturbedPervert]

When he goes nuts with a sword at college, you'll know where to lay the blame.

The Society for Creative Anachronism

[Caliga]

Can The Cal still jump after all that gas station food?

I can propel myself into the air with gas.

[DGuller]

Can The Cal still jump after all that gas station food?

I can propel myself into the air with gas.

[Malthus]

Can The Cal still jump after all that gas station food?

I can propel myself into the air with gas.

That will no doubt take care of the damn shark, too.

[jimmy olsen]

I'm really annoyed they didn't write the type of swords involved. How am I supposed to imagine what went on without that information?

[alfred russel]

I wasn't there.

He never mentioned it, so I just assume he thought that was supposed to happen.

I hope you explained to him that there were no ambulances in medieval times.

[alfred russel]

How many times have I told you people that Indiana is even more redneck than Kentucky?  Me = VINDICATED.

Settling differences through a swordfight and only killing grandma is something I'd associate with anime nerds more than rednecks. :p

[Capetan Mihali]

I'm really annoyed they didn't write the type of swords involved. How am I supposed to imagine what went on without that information?

As a material witness in this case, I can tell you it was a (replica!) Gandalf sword.

[Malthus]

As a material witness in this case, I can tell you it was a (replica!) Gandalf sword.

Seriously?

[fhdz]

As a material witness in this case, I can tell you it was a (replica!) Gandalf sword.

+2 nerdslaying!