Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn

Started by KRonn, March 24, 2010, 09:17:18 AM

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KRonn

These extremists have got to come to the realization that it's they and their radical ideology that are the problems that need to change, and not the rest of the actual civilized world.

Caliga, be warned!    ;)

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http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/03/24/terrorists-use-explosives-breast-implants-crash-planes-experts-warn/

Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn

The Sun

Plastic surgeons using explosive-laden breast implants in homicide bombers could be a new terror tactic that current airport scanning methods may miss.



Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.

The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."

It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.

MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.

"Women suicide bombers recruited by Al Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims.

The lethal explosives called PETN are inserted inside plastic shapes during the operation, before the breast is then sewn up.

The discovery of these methods was made after London-educated Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab came close to blowing up an airliner in the U.S. on Christmas Day.

He had stuffed explosives inside his underpants.

Hours after he had failed, Britain's intelligence services began to pick up "chatter" emanating from Pakistan and Yemen that alerted MI5 to the creation of the lethal implants.

A hand-picked team investigated the threat which was described as "one that can circumvent our defense."

Top surgeons have confirmed the feasibility of the explosive implants.

Explosive experts allegedly told MI5 that a sachet containing as little as five ounces of PETN could blow "a considerable hole" in an airline's skin, causing it to crash.

Click here to read more on this story from The Sun.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2903793/Radicals-deadly-booby-trap.html?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News

Malthus

We will have to train a whole army of Caligas to feel each and every breast, to counter this threat to our civilization.  :ph34r:
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Martinus

This just confirms my theory that the safety measures implemented after the shoe bomber attack were just a work of some foot fetishist, and now they are going down the list (underwear, breasts, etc. :P)

Caliga

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Strix

It would seem to me that the new body x-ray machines would pick up explosives inside a human body.
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crazy canuck

Quote from: Strix on March 24, 2010, 10:04:20 AM
It would seem to me that the new body x-ray machines would pick up explosives inside a human body.

We need to send Cal in just to be sure.

Brazen

Wait... from Fox News as originally reported by The Sun? Oh credibility upon credibility!

Josquius

:lol:
So....dark complexioned women with big boobies are top of the watch list now?
hmm, truly there has never been a better time to get into airport security.
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crazy canuck

Quote from: Syt on March 24, 2010, 11:09:26 AM
I suggest a ban on breast implants for the common good.

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viper37

Quote from: Malthus on March 24, 2010, 09:37:22 AM
We will have to train a whole army of Caligas to feel each and every breast, to counter this threat to our civilization.  :ph34r:
tough job.  But I volunteer.  Only to preserve my country from these dangerous women.
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