Mother's Sexy Jury Sting Operation Goes Awry

[The Minsky Moment]

I normally don't post these sorts of stories, but this one just seemed to hit the languish sweet spot

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Nightline/story?id=7237663&page=1

Some excerpts:

judge called a Brooklyn, N.Y., mother's "vigilante" attempt to deceive a juror from her son's murder trial an invasion of the juror's privacy amounting to "extraordinary misconduct."  . . .  Doreen Giuliano created a false identity in order to befriend and secretly tape-record Jason Allo, whom she believed should never have been on a jury that convicted her son, John Giuca, of murder. She submitted the tape recordings to the court in the hope that her son might be granted a retrial . . .

She created a false identity, called herself Dee Quinn, changed her appearance and rented an apartment for more than $1,000 a month. The deception was designed to get close to Jason Allo.

"Every time I went to his neighborhood I would have to wear makeup, have my hair done, wear fake eyelashes," she told "Nightline" last month. "So I'm trying to fix myself up for two hours and then get on the bike, or drive there and hope to have an encounter with him."

Giuliano's plan worked, and soon she was "a very nervous actor" with a fake identity and a fake relationship that lasted for months. . .

The motion was denied by New York State Supreme Court Judge Alan Marrus Wednesday. In his ruling he wrote that Giuliano "engaged in a long-term, quasi-romantic relationship with the juror during which she repeatedly manipulated their conversations to get him to speak about this case, and surreptitiously recorded some of their conversations. This court holds that the defendant is entitled to no relief from his judgment of conviction." 

Vanity Fair Profile on Mom: http://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/2009/01/brooklyn_sting200901

[Barrister]

Wow.

[fhdz]

  That's incredible.

[Razgovory]

That is so hot

[Valmy]

Awww she really loves her little boy.

[Caliga]

Quick, somebody make a Hollywood movie.

[saskganesh]

this is like a scenario for a porn movie. maybe she should franchise the idea.

[Caliga]

The problem would be one of believability, in that most MILF stars are WAAAAAY hotter than this lady.

[derspiess]

The problem would be one of believability, in that most MILF stars are WAAAAAY hotter than this lady.

Yep.  She looks okay for a 46-year old in that far-away shot (though she shouldn't be wearing those shorts), but after seeing the pic in the first article-- NO THNX.

[Valmy]

The problem would be one of believability, in that most MILF stars are WAAAAAY hotter than this lady.

At least in the picture they showed she was pretty hot.  Besides all movies have actors far more attractive than the actual people.

I mean having Josh Lucas play the famously ugly Don Haskins in Glory Road was hilarious.

[Caliga]

At least in the picture they showed she was pretty hot.  Besides all movies have actors far more attractive than the actual people.

See spiess's comment.  I would agree she has a nice body, especially given her age.

[DisturbedPervert]

That picture of her with the bike doesn't even look like it's the same person as in the other pics.

[BuddhaRhubarb]

lulz.  She's an American Gillian Guess, sorta. Dedicated mother. My mom would so not help me like that were I on trial. (she'd be on Montel crying about it though, maybe)

[Caliga]

Gillian Guess

I never heard of her till you made this post, and then I googled.  Wow, what a lunatic. 

[Martinus]

I remember that story from the old Languish. Glad it turned out this way. They should have sent the bitch to prison for contempt/disrupting the course of justice, too.