Grandma dies trying to stop sword fight

Started by jimmy olsen, April 09, 2009, 01:56:03 PM

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Capetan Mihali

#30
April 09, 2009, 04:31:53 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 09, 2009, 04:29:40 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on April 09, 2009, 04:28:03 PM

As a material witness in this case, I can tell you it was a (replica!) Gandalf sword.

Seriously?

No.  -_-
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Malthus

#31
April 09, 2009, 04:34:26 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on April 09, 2009, 04:31:53 PM
Quote from: Malthus on April 09, 2009, 04:29:40 PM
Quote from: Capetan Mihali on April 09, 2009, 04:28:03 PM

As a material witness in this case, I can tell you it was a (replica!) Gandalf sword.

Seriously?

No.  -_-

:lol:

It wasn't impossible, only very unlikely.
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dps

#32
April 09, 2009, 06:43:07 PM
QuotePolice placed her grandson, 39-year-old Chris Rondeau, under arrest on a preliminary charge of attempted murder. Stegbauer's brother-in-law, 69-year-old Adolf Stegbauer, suffered several serious stab wounds, police said.

"We're unsure yet who started this fight, how the swordplay got involved," police Sgt. Matthew Mount said. "We're not sure who it was who stabbed the woman. We'll have to do some testing on the swords and figure out who had which sword, whose blood is on which sword."

If they're not sure about who started the fight, how swordplay got involved, and who stabbed the old woman, how come the grandson is under arrest but (apparantly) not the brother-in-law?

Caliga

#33
April 09, 2009, 08:02:45 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on April 09, 2009, 04:16:47 PM
Quote from: Caliga on April 09, 2009, 02:25:03 PM
How many times have I told you people that Indiana is even more redneck than Kentucky?  Me = VINDICATED.

Settling differences through a swordfight and only killing grandma is something I'd associate with anime nerds more than rednecks. :p

The idea was that Hoosiers are such rednecks that they haven't even discovered firearms yet. :(
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Caliga

#34
April 09, 2009, 08:03:47 PM
Quote from: dps on April 09, 2009, 06:43:07 PMIf they're not sure about who started the fight, how swordplay got involved, and who stabbed the old woman, how come the grandson is under arrest but (apparantly) not the brother-in-law?

He was the only black in the room.  ^_^
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saskganesh

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April 09, 2009, 10:32:04 PM
anyhow, geeks kill and timmay is a war criminal. end of thread.
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