Encounters of the Third Kind

[Alexandru H.]

All my family (my grandfather and his three brothers) fought against the Soviets. They entered Odessa, reached Don and saw Stalingrad from a distance. Our german blood meant we had to obey the leader of our race and destroy the inferior slavic blood. The symbols of the great germanic history are sacred to us, despite of what some idiotic inferior slavic individuals say. One more thing: because of the conditions of the place we were stationed in (we left Hermannstadt for Bukovina in the 18th century at the request of our great queen, Maria Tereza), we accepted Jewish persons in our family, thus enriching the german practical spirit with a jewish destiny. In my mountain town, in a secluded valley between the Carpathian Mountains, we are the last of our kind: germanic and jewish. The jewish cemetery is deserted, the community dissapeared right after the war, as well as the other germans, chased away by the soviet hordes. All I see around me are romanians, thankfully not southern Vlachs but northern Moldavians, a more aristocratic breed, descendants of the Roxolani. And, curse of all curses, my mother's side is part Russian, thus making me, for the first time in my family's history, a heir of Slavic inferiority. What more could the Devil ask of me than having in my body the blood of Slavism, the blood of the wild werewolf of the steppes? If I would become homosexual and retarded, people would mistake me for Martinus 

[Ed Anger]

bar bar bar bar bar bar! bar , bar bar? bar.

[CountDeMoney]

Derka derka.

[Barrister]

I still don't have a handle on Alex.  Is that a full on troll, or a deeply held belief?

[Maximus]

Ask the jesus stains on the wall.

[Razgovory]

I still don't have a handle on Alex.  Is that a full on troll, or a deeply held belief?

Has to be trolling.  Nobody would take pride in Romanian fighting abilities.

[garbon]

I still don't have a handle on Alex.  Is that a full on troll, or a deeply held belief?

I thought he was Christian...now he's Jewish?

[katmai]

How the heck did I miss this thread before now.

[Alcibiades]

I'm not gonna rest until Alexandru gives me an answer.

It's a heritage thing.  You of all people should appreciate that, Mister My Pipples Are Still In Teh Desert.

Hey, don't take it the wrong way. I just wanted to know the story behind that flag.

I wasn't accusing him of being Nazi.

I have hizbollani flags, Jihad al-Islami flags, Jaysh al-Mahdi flags, etc, etc, and I am not muslim.

Why would you have a Jaysh al-Mahdi flag and where on earth could you have possibly gotten it, really?

[Syt]

[Family Histery]

Fortunately, times have changed.

[Razgovory]

I'm not gonna rest until Alexandru gives me an answer.

It's a heritage thing.  You of all people should appreciate that, Mister My Pipples Are Still In Teh Desert.

Hey, don't take it the wrong way. I just wanted to know the story behind that flag.

I wasn't accusing him of being Nazi.

I have hizbollani flags, Jihad al-Islami flags, Jaysh al-Mahdi flags, etc, etc, and I am not muslim.

Why would you have a Jaysh al-Mahdi flag and where on earth could you have possibly gotten it, really?

Same place he got that Iraqi head he keeps in his locker.

[Siege]

I'm not gonna rest until Alexandru gives me an answer.

It's a heritage thing.  You of all people should appreciate that, Mister My Pipples Are Still In Teh Desert.

Hey, don't take it the wrong way. I just wanted to know the story behind that flag.

I wasn't accusing him of being Nazi.

I have hizbollani flags, Jihad al-Islami flags, Jaysh al-Mahdi flags, etc, etc, and I am not muslim.

Why would you have a Jaysh al-Mahdi flag and where on earth could you have possibly gotten it, really?

What, you didn't get one?

I got one of the green ones with the picture of the Mahdi in it. Their "battle banners" are either green or black, with some chicken scratch in it saying something about the Mahdi coming soon, and how he is going to lead the faithful to conquer the infidels, with a drawing of the face of the mahdi.

You need to raid a few JAM houses to get one. While you conduct SSE (sensitive site exploitation), if you see more than one, put one in your cargo pocket.

[Razgovory]

So when you join up you already have a flag?

[jimmy olsen]

All my family (my grandfather and his three brothers) fought against the Soviets. They entered Odessa, reached Don and saw Stalingrad from a distance. Our german blood meant we had to obey the leader of our race and destroy the inferior slavic blood. The symbols of the great germanic history are sacred to us, despite of what some idiotic inferior slavic individuals say. One more thing: because of the conditions of the place we were stationed in (we left Hermannstadt for Bukovina in the 18th century at the request of our great queen, Maria Tereza), we accepted Jewish persons in our family, thus enriching the german practical spirit with a jewish destiny. In my mountain town, in a secluded valley between the Carpathian Mountains, we are the last of our kind: germanic and jewish. The jewish cemetery is deserted, the community dissapeared right after the war, as well as the other germans, chased away by the soviet hordes. All I see around me are romanians, thankfully not southern Vlachs but northern Moldavians, a more aristocratic breed, descendants of the Roxolani. And, curse of all curses, my mother's side is part Russian, thus making me, for the first time in my family's history, a heir of Slavic inferiority. What more could the Devil ask of me than having in my body the blood of Slavism, the blood of the wild werewolf of the steppes? If I would become homosexual and retarded, people would mistake me for Martinus 

Wow, what a mishmash of contradictions.

Also, aren't the Roxolani the teddy bear musketeers that invaded the Earth in that Turtledove short story?

[Agelastus]

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Also, aren't the Roxolani the teddy bear musketeers that invaded the Earth in that Turtledove short story?

I thought you'd played Total War?  The Roxolani even show up in some of the mods. They're a Sarmatian people who occupied the lands to the east of Roman Dacia after Trajan crushed Decebalus.

Or was that a jest on your part?