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Five Second Rule

Started by Eddie Teach, March 15, 2010, 11:10:35 PM

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Are you a proponent of the five second rule?

Yes
17 (47.2%)
No
7 (19.4%)
The what?
9 (25%)
Jaron doesn't know what proponent means
3 (8.3%)

Total Members Voted: 36

Eddie Teach

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Korea

It depends on the situation and the location. I'm more likely to apply the 5 second rule when I'm at home as opposed to being at work. Also, it depends where I dropped it. If I dropped it in a bathroom I wouldn't eat it but if I dropped it on some grass I probably would.
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DisturbedPervert


ulmont

Although busted by the MythBusters, that just says "what the hell, go for it."

Camerus


Zanza


Alcibiades

Only in Iraq, because everything was already so dirty any way.  :P
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Eddie Teach

Quote from: Zanza on March 16, 2010, 12:08:50 AM
The what?

That it's ok to eat something that fell on the floor if you pick it up within 5 seconds of dropping it.
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Korea on March 15, 2010, 11:12:59 PM
It depends on the situation and the location. I'm more likely to apply the 5 second rule when I'm at home as opposed to being at work. Also, it depends where I dropped it. If I dropped it in a bathroom I wouldn't eat it but if I dropped it on some grass I probably would.
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Agelastus

I voted the "what" option, but as for food that you have just dropped.

Pick it up. If it doesn't look dirty, eat it. If it is solid, looks dirty, but can be brushed, brush it off and eat it.

"Do not waste food" is the whole of the law.
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: DisturbedPervert on March 15, 2010, 11:22:19 PM
Yes but only for solids

The alternative would be the "Sloppy Seconds Rule".

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Grey Fox

I've always heard it as the 3 second rule.
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Liep

Yeah, I think it adds a nice dimension to spirit based regeneration.
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