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Started by Razgovory, March 10, 2010, 10:49:10 AM

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Razgovory

March 10, 2010, 10:49:10 AM
Last night on Larry King Live Eric Massa was asked if he was gay.  He responded "Why don't you ask my wife, ask my friends, ask the 10,000 sailors I served with in the Navy."  So you know, I figured Grumbler might be one of those sailors.  So is he gay?
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Ed Anger

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March 10, 2010, 10:54:02 AM
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grumbler

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March 10, 2010, 11:00:40 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 10, 2010, 10:49:10 AM
Last night on Larry King Live Eric Massa was asked if he was gay.  He responded "Why don't you ask my wife, ask my friends, ask the 10,000 sailors I served with in the Navy."  So you know, I figured Grumbler might be one of those sailors.  So is he gay?
Wasn't one of the Ten Thousand, sorry.

Why not ask razgovery?  He might be one of Massa's friends.

He might be an imaginary friend, by Massa needs every friend he can get.
The future is all around us, waiting, in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation. No one knows the shape of that future or where it will take us. We know only that it is always born in pain.   -G'Kar

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Razgovory

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March 10, 2010, 11:02:27 AM
Worth a try.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Razgovory

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March 10, 2010, 11:09:12 AM
Quote from: grumbler on March 10, 2010, 11:00:40 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 10, 2010, 10:49:10 AM
Last night on Larry King Live Eric Massa was asked if he was gay.  He responded "Why don't you ask my wife, ask my friends, ask the 10,000 sailors I served with in the Navy."  So you know, I figured Grumbler might be one of those sailors.  So is he gay?
Wasn't one of the Ten Thousand, sorry.

Why not ask razgovery?  He might be one of Massa's friends.

He might be an imaginary friend, by Massa needs every friend he can get.

I'll ask Raz but he doesn't always respond to me.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Martinus

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March 10, 2010, 11:48:23 AM
I approve of this thread. :D

Eddie Teach

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March 10, 2010, 12:37:56 PM
Who is Eric Massa?
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Razgovory

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March 10, 2010, 12:44:50 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 10, 2010, 12:37:56 PM
Who is Eric Massa?

Someone Grumbler denies knowing.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Syt

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March 10, 2010, 12:54:42 PM
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Caliga

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March 10, 2010, 01:13:26 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 10, 2010, 12:37:56 PM
Who is Eric Massa?
He's your new master, boy.  You've just been sold down river.  :)
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Jacob

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March 10, 2010, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 10, 2010, 10:49:10 AM
Last night on Larry King Live Eric Massa was asked if he was gay.  He responded "Why don't you ask my wife, ask my friends, ask the 10,000 sailors I served with in the Navy."

Sounds like a "yes" to me.

DGuller

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March 10, 2010, 05:00:22 PM
 :lmfao: That's quite a quote.

Malthus

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March 10, 2010, 05:35:05 PM
Cue chorus:

In the Navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the Navy
Come on people and make a stand
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Caliga

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March 10, 2010, 07:57:47 PM
Quote from: Jacob on March 10, 2010, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 10, 2010, 10:49:10 AM
Last night on Larry King Live Eric Massa was asked if he was gay.  He responded "Why don't you ask my wife, ask my friends, ask the 10,000 sailors I served with in the Navy."

Sounds like a "yes" to me.
If you are ever asked a "yes" or "no" question, and you refuse to give a "yes" or "no" answer, it's because you are afraid to tell the truth, but don't want to be on the record as lying.  I'm pretty sure Mark Sanford and John Edwards answered questions this way when they were questioned about their own sex scandals.
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DGuller

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March 10, 2010, 08:05:54 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 10, 2010, 07:57:47 PM
Quote from: Jacob on March 10, 2010, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on March 10, 2010, 10:49:10 AM
Last night on Larry King Live Eric Massa was asked if he was gay.  He responded "Why don't you ask my wife, ask my friends, ask the 10,000 sailors I served with in the Navy."

Sounds like a "yes" to me.
If you are ever asked a "yes" or "no" question, and you refuse to give a "yes" or "no" answer, it's because you are afraid to tell the truth, but don't want to be on the record as lying.  I'm pretty sure Mark Sanford and John Edwards answered questions this way when they were questioned about their own sex scandals.
Sometimes I deliberately not say either "yes" or "no", even when I could just go ahead and do so without lying or implicating myself.  I'm doing it exactly to thwart such reasoning, to be able to give a non-answer without actually giving away my answer.  I've been doing that ever since I was little.
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