The everything miniatures wargaming thread

[The Brain]

Now my Inquisitor is done, and all the guys based:



Top row, left to right:
Arco-Flagellant (for mindless close combat, just release his inhibitors and trigger the aggrostim)
Acolyte (the Inquisitor's apprentice)
Inquisitor of the Ordo Hereticus (Witch Hunters)
Chirurgeon (an excellent physician, he can keep you alive much longer than you thought possible)
Scribe (thoughtfully enhanced on the Inquisitor's orders so the scribe doesn't have to waste time on mundane matters like bathroom breaks or conventional meals)

Bottom row, left to right:
Death Cult Assassin (for subtle application of violence)
Preacher ("Imperial Dogma is my passion")
Veteran Imperial Guard Sergeant (conventional combat)
Crusader (defending the Inquisitor)
Pyro-Assistant (excels at a single but vital function of the Inquisition)

[The Brain]

So I had a date over and she saw my Wars of the Roses army which I keep on a shelf. Her comment: "I'm fairly easily impressed, and right now I'm not impressed." 

[Sophie Scholl]

Wow. Did you thank her for her time and show her the door? That's a pretty shitty thing to say.

[The Brain]

Wow. Did you thank her for her time and show her the door? That's a pretty shitty thing to say.

Dude, she was hot af. Plus there was zero malice.

[Syt]

So I had a date over and she saw my Wars of the Roses army which I keep on a shelf. Her comment: "I'm fairly easily impressed, and right now I'm not impressed." 

At which point she showed you photos of her miniature 5th Century Greek Hoplites that were much more immaculately painted?

[The Brain]

So I had a date over and she saw my Wars of the Roses army which I keep on a shelf. Her comment: "I'm fairly easily impressed, and right now I'm not impressed." 

At which point she showed you photos of her miniature 5th Century Greek Hoplites that were much more immaculately painted?

No.

[grumbler]

So I had a date over and she saw my Wars of the Roses army which I keep on a shelf. Her comment: "I'm fairly easily impressed, and right now I'm not impressed." 

At which point she showed you photos of her miniature 5th Century Greek Hoplites that were much more immaculately painted?

No.

Just as well.  Playing a 5th Century Greek Hoplite army against a Wars of the Roses army would have ruined the date.

[Jacob]

Wow. Did you thank her for her time and show her the door? That's a pretty shitty thing to say.

Dude, she was hot af. Plus there was zero malice.

Did the rest of the date go well? And are you seeing her again?

[The Brain]

Wow. Did you thank her for her time and show her the door? That's a pretty shitty thing to say.

Dude, she was hot af. Plus there was zero malice.

Did the rest of the date go well? And are you seeing her again?

I saw her a few times. But we both reached the conclusion that, even if we shared some important... tastes... we really had little in common otherwise, and parted ways amicably.

[Jacob]

I saw her a few times. But we both reached the conclusion that, even if we shared some important... tastes... we really had little in common otherwise, and parted ways amicably.

To next time

In the meantime, you can paint more minis.

[Syt]

I saw her a few times. But we both reached the conclusion that, even if we shared some important... tastes... we really had little in common otherwise, and parted ways amicably.

For next time:

[Jacob]

[The Brain]

That's why I don't paint facial features on 28mm figures. Unless it is an actual deranged prostitute mini.

[jimmy olsen]

That's why I don't paint facial features on 28mm figures. Unless it is an actual deranged prostitute mini.

Is that a typical mini in your collection?   

[The Brain]

That's why I don't paint facial features on 28mm figures. Unless it is an actual deranged prostitute mini.

Is that a typical mini in your collection?   

No, it's a minority.