Between the toaster and the porn tape: stuff of your exes

Started by Martinus, February 09, 2010, 06:45:47 PM

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Syt

#15
February 10, 2010, 12:40:04 AM
A cheese grater.

Considering I traded it for 300 EUR worth of DVDs I think I don't come out ahead. :(
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CountDeMoney

#17
February 10, 2010, 01:44:34 AM
Lies, hatred, and regret.

Pedrito

#18
February 10, 2010, 03:57:43 AM
a ton of Springsteen tapes

L.
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Razgovory

#19
February 10, 2010, 04:09:24 AM
Some teeth.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

CountDeMoney

#20
February 10, 2010, 05:59:56 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on February 10, 2010, 04:09:24 AM
Some teeth.

With today's DNA technology, you gotta get rid of those.  Same with the hair and bits of scalp.

Alexandru H.

#21
February 10, 2010, 08:18:18 AM
I have: a t-shirt

She has: the "Koran" and Sartori's "Democracy".

I'm not pleased at all  <_<

Eddie Teach

#22
February 10, 2010, 12:47:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVk_e31dnlE

Give him back his t-shirt Alex.  :D
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sbr

#23
February 10, 2010, 12:59:55 PM
My ex was in such a big hurry to get out of here she left everything but her clothes, including the kids. :beer:

Josquius

#25
February 10, 2010, 01:28:50 PM
Quote from: barkdreg on February 10, 2010, 01:40:04 AM
Her virginity.
You keep it in a jar on your desk?
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Korea

#26
February 14, 2010, 11:39:36 PM
I don't really have an ex... :hmm:
I want my mother fucking points!

katmai

#27
February 14, 2010, 11:39:58 PM
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son
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