I Have: ordered a new laptop.

[ulmont]

Specifically, this:

Acer Aspire, 15.6" screen, Athlon 64 @ 1.6 GHz, 3GB DDR2, 160GB hard drive @5400 RPM, ATI Radeon HD 3200, etc.
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834115674

A cheap piece of shit, yes, but it will probably play the copy of the Witcher I haven't played yet.

...and less than even an iPad.

[DontSayBanana]

It should.  I run a 3100 and an Athlon 64 @ 2.1GHz, and I think even I could run Witcher.

[Scipio]

Acer Aspire One with 160 GB HD, 1 GB RAM, Win 7 Starter- for $269.00 @ Sams Club.  Good deal?